Movie Ratings & Reviews
Last film added: May 20, 2012. There are currently 1159 films in the database (since 1996).
Amazing Screw-On Head, The (2006) 10 






A TV pilot featuring Emperor Zombie and Lincoln. Any last words before I spark it?
Collected Shorts of Jan Svankmajer, The (2005) 10 



An excellent retrospective of surreal, unsettling films from the Czech animator, dating 1965 to 1992.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) 10 



Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet undergo a procedure to erase each other from their memories.
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 10 

A brilliant adaptation by Wes Anderson of the classic Roald Dahl book. Fantastic stop-motion animation.
In the Realms of the Unreal (2004) 10 


Visionary artist Henry Darger was a hospital janitor who privately authored a 15,000-page fantasy novel.
Persepolis (2007) 10 


Autobiographical, cinematic graphic novel of a young outspoken girl in Iran during the Islamic Revolution.
Scanner Darkly, A (2006) 10 



Richard Linklater, Philip K. Dick, Keanu Reeves, Radiohead and interpolated rotoscoping animation. Brilliant.
South Park - Imaginationland (2007) 10 



Epic three-part story arc from season 11 released as a standalone movie. The best ever.
Spirited Away (2001) 10 


Miyazaki animates an alternate nighttime universe of Japanese gods and spirits.
Triplets of Belleville, The (2003) 10 


Visually unique animation about a Tour de France kidnapping and the bizarre rescue effort.
Waltz with Bashir (2008) 10 


Stunning. Folman interviews Israeli veterans of the 1982 Lebanon invasion to reconstruct his own memories.
Animation Show, The (2003) 9 





A collection of short films (mostly comedy) put together by Mike Judge and Don Hertzfeldt.
Animation Show 2005, The (2005) 9 





Don Hertzfeldt, Bill Plympton and other animators return in this second collection of excellent shorts.
Animation Show 2007, The (2007) 9 




The touring festival's third anthology of animated shorts collected by Don Hertzfeldt and Mike Judge.
Chicken Run (2000) 9 

Aardman Animations presents a comedy escape drama on a sinister chicken farm in 1950s England.
Coraline (2009) 9 

A secret door reveals a young girl's alternate, button-eyed life. Fantastic experience in RealD 3D.
Finding Nemo (2003) 9 

Pixar Animation presents a father-son underwater adventure featuring Nemo, an adventurous boy clownfish.
Frisky Dingo - Seasons 1 and 2 (2008) 9 



A supervillain named Killface plans to destroy humanity using the Annihilatrix. Clever and often hilarious.
Howl's Moving Castle (2005) 9 

The visual wonderment of Miyazaki reveals a magical world of witches, wizards and fire demons.
Illusionist, The (2010) 9 

An out-of-work, aging French magician travels to Scotland and meets a young woman.
Incredible Adventures of Wallace & Gromit, The (2001) 9 

Aardman Animations presents the first three Wallace & Gromit short films. Cracking toast, Gromit!
Incredibles, The (2004) 9 



Pixar Animation presents a family of undercover superheroes forced into action to save the world.
Little Otik (2001) 9 




A fantastically disturbing Czech fairytale about parenthood. It's conventionally structured for a Svankmajer film.
Millennium Actress (2001) 9 



This animated epic blurs the distinction between film, history and memory. There are many truths.
Paprika (2007) 9 





An insane anime that blurs the separation between reality, dreams, memory, cinema and the Internet.
Pixar Story, The (2008) 9 


Documentary about the history of animation, and the origin and successes of Pixar Animation Studios.
Ponyo (2009) 9 

Miyazaki's charming story of a magical goldfish princess who begins a quest to become human.
Princess Mononoke (1997) 9 

Miyazaki presents a mythological tale of civilization encroaching on the beast gods of the forest.
Rango (2011) 9 

A chameleon arrives in a lawless Wild West outpost in need of a new sheriff.
Run Lola Run (1998) 9 

A kinetic race against the clock in which small decisions domino into riches, or death.
Science of Sleep, The (2006) 9 



A charming hyperactive blur of cellophane-animated fantasy and reality. Surreal and inventive, but not profound.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) 9 



Clever graphic novel adaptation about a boy who must defeat his girlfriend's seven evil exes.
South Park - The Complete 13 Seasons (2009) 9 



The misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
Toy Story 3 (2010) 9 


Andy's going to college. Even better than the first two, with a particularly poignant ending.
Up (2009) 9 

An old man ties thousands of balloons to his house, flies to South America. Poignant.
Waking Life (2001) 9 


Richard Linklater presents a uniquely animated universe that explores dream life and real life.
Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005) 9 


Aardman Animation's full-length feature of the claymation duo. Giant vegetables are protected by security systems.
WALL-E (2008) 9 


Humans have left Earth, but a charming, curious robot is still cleaning up our mess.
Adventure Time - Seasons 1 and 2 (2011) 8 



A boy and a magical dog are hero-adventurers in the Land of Ooo. Hilariously bizarre.
Avatar (2009) 8 

Cameron delivers a forbidden love story set in an extraordinary, photorealistic alien world. 3D wonderment.
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) 8 

Compelling, accessible animated superhero film, featuring Batman, the Red Hood, Nightwing and the Joker.
Bug's Life, A (1998) 8 

A misfit ant, looking to save his colony from grasshoppers, recruits some inept circus bugs.
Bunny and the Bull (2009) 8 



A surreal, Gondry-esque comedy starring an agoraphobic man who reconstructs a tragic European road trip.
Cars (2006) 8 


Pixar presents hotshot rookie racecar Lightning McQueen, who crashes through Radiator Springs on Route 66.
Corpse Bride (2005) 8 



Tim Burton presents a shy groom whisked into the underworld after inadvertently marrying the dead.
Iron Giant, The (1999) 8 

A boy makes friends with a giant alien robot that the government wants to destroy.
King Corn (2007) 8 


Good-natured introduction to industrialized agriculture. We subsidize the Happy Meals, but not the healthy ones.
Mary and Max (2009) 8 


An Australian girl becomes pen pals with an obese New Yorker with Asperger's. Charming claymation.
Monsters, Inc. (2001) 8 



Pixar presents a bunch of scary monsters who are afraid of being contaminated by children.
Robot Chicken - Seasons 1-3 (2007) 8 



Demented stop-motion animation using action figures and toys. These sketch-comedy vignettes skewer pop culture.
Shrek (2001) 8 


No, not my buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons.
Shrek 2 (2004) 8 


Well, folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick.
Team America: World Police (2004) 8 


Subversive political satire, with explicit puppet sex. You are worthress, Arec Barrwin. America! Fuck, yeah!
Tokyo Godfathers (2003) 8 


An animated Christmas story set in Tokyo featuring an unlikely trio of homeless friends.
Toy Story 2 (1999) 8 


All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in.
Venture Bros. - Seasons One and Two, The (2006) 8 



The warped misadventures of a middle-aged mad scientist, his teenage sons, and their maniac bodyguard.
9 (2009) 7 


A visually stunning, steampunk world inhabited by robot rag dolls. Ending is weak, plot underdeveloped.
Animatrix, The (2003) 7 

An anthology of nine short anime films detailing the backstory of the Matrix.
Antz (1998) 7 


Woody Allen is a neurotic ant who has become disenfranchised from his totalitarian colony.
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996) 7 


Beavis and Butt-Head visit Vegas, the Grand Canyon and the White House. I am Cornholio!
Berserk - The Complete Collection (2002) 7 




Anime about young warrior Guts and the mercenary company called the Band of the Hawk.
Best of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, The (2005) 7 




My childhood memories, now on DVD. A first-rate reMASTERing of this moralizing homoerotic 1980s toy-advert.
Big River (2010) 7 


An update/companion to 2007's King Corn. Explores the ecological consequences of industrial corn production.
Book of the Dead, The (2006) 7 

Intricate stop-motion animation set in feudal Japan. A mysterious Buddhist parable involving a ghost prince.
Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury, The (2004) 7 


Peter Chung's animated short film bridges the Riddick story between Pitch Black and The Chronicles.
Collection of 2005 Academy Award Nominated Short Films, A (2006) 7 




Death abounds. I enjoyed Six Shooter and Jasper Morello. Hated the Moon and the Son.
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001) 7 



On Mars in the year 2071, the Bebop crew tries to contain a deadly virus.
Gnomeo & Juliet (2011) 7 


It's Toy Story/Shrek with feuding Shakespearean garden gnomes. Charming, bizarre and loaded with pop-culture gags.
Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron (2007) 7 





Hellboy ends up battling the goddess Hecate after a professor resurrects a powerful female vampire.
Hercules (1997) 7 


Disney movie about the son of Zeus who becomes a hero to reclaim his immortality.
Ice Age (2002) 7 

An animated saber-toothed tiger, sloth, wooly mammoth, and saber-toothed squirrel discover a lost human infant.
James and the Giant Peach (1996) 7 


Roald Dahl's story of an orphan who befriends humanoid bugs living inside a giant peach.
Lilo & Stitch (2002) 7 


A Hawaiian girl adopts an unusual pet who is actually a notorious extraterrestrial fugitive.
Metropia (2010) 7 




Bleak dystopian future of Europe with a fascinating, photomontage animation style. An unsettling Orwellian plot.
Mulan (1998) 7 


A girl secretly joins the Chinese army disguised as a man and becomes a hero.
Piano Tuner of Earthquakes, The (2006) 7 




The Brothers Quay present a dark fairytale about a diabolical doctor and beautiful opera singer.
Princess and the Frog, The (2009) 7 


Disney fairytale set in Jazz Age-era New Orleans. Waitress Tiana kisses a frog prince. Voodoo.
Secret of Kells, The (2009) 7 

A hand-drawn medieval adventure of the boy behind the famed Book of Kells. Intricate visuals.
Sidewalls (2011) 7 



Two neurotic individuals live in neighboring apartments in Buenos Aires. Will they meet? Charming loneliness.
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999) 7 



I'm sorry I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
Steamboy (2005) 7 

In 1860s Britain, a boy inventor becomes involved in a revolution of steam power technology.
Beowulf (2007) 6 

I am Beowulf! My lips don't move right and my eyes are dead. Corny, unsatisfying.
Blood: The Last Vampire (2001) 6 


A vampire horror anime set in 1966 on a U.S. Air Force base in Japan.
Bolt (2008) 6 


A lovable cartoon dog movie. Plus, Miley Cyrus sounds like she drinks whiskey every night.
Cartoon Noir (1999) 6 



Six oddball, animated shorts from five countries, featuring supernatural elements and darker themes. Mediocre.
Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010) 6 



Animatrix-style companion to EA's video game. Dante enters the nine circles of hell, battles demons.
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (2005) 6 


Beautifully rendered CGI could not hold my interest. For Final Fantasy video game fans only.
Hellboy Animated: Sword of Storms (2006) 6 





A samurai sword sends Hellboy into a dangerous realm of Japanese legends, ghosts and monsters.
Imagination (2007) 6 


Eric Leiser's surreal experiment with puppetry, stop-motion sketches and claymation. And unconvincing actors.
Origin: Spirits of the Past (2007) 6 


In a post-apocalyptic anime future, cell-animated humans battle sentient forests with CG war machines.
Revolver (2007) 6 


This stylish Guy Ritchie art film about con-men feels jumbled, pretentious and psychoanalytical. But intriguing.
Small Soldiers (1998) 6 



When missile technology is used to enhance toy action figures, the toys go to war.
Tangled (2010) 6 



Disney's story of Rapunzel. A bland, computer-animated corporate musical that made me borderline suicidal.
Glitch in the Grid (2011) 5 


Three artists find spiritual renewal in this imaginative but self-indulgent film by the Leiser Brothers.
Halo Legends (2010) 5 


Collection of seven Halo stories. Starts out heavy-handedly and badly animated, but eventually gets better.
Saiyûki Vol. 1: The Journey Begins (2003) 5 



A Dragonball Z-like anime adventure of four heroes traveling West to confront a powerful demon.
Speed Racer (2008) 5 


A hyperfrenetic explosion of sound and color in the form of Car-Fu. It's marginally watchable.
Titan A.E. (2000) 5 

In 3028, cartoon Earth prepares for an attack by the Drej, a vicious alien race.
Animated Films (1996-2012)
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Statistical ratings distribution of these 98 films (8.5% of total rated films):
With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
(especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
Average rating for these 98 films: 7.8.
| 10: | 11.2% |
| 9: | 27.6% |
| 8: | 18.4% |
| 7: | 25.5% |
| 6: | 12.2% |
| 5: | 5.1% |
| CRAP: | 0% |
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