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Last film added: July 4, 2010. There are currently 937 films in the database (since 1997).


    Films I own on DVD (since 1997)

    Search returned all DVDs I own out of 937 total rated films. Show complete DVD list.
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    MASTERPIECES
  1. Movie DetailsA.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) 10  Mind-blowingSci-FiDVD
    A futuristic adaptation of the tale of Pinocchio, using intelligent robots with real feelings.
  2. Movie DetailsAdaptation. (2002) 10  ComedyMind-blowingTrueDVD
    A screenwriter writes himself into the screenplay he's trying to adapt from a nonfiction book.
  3. Movie DetailsAmazing Screw-On Head, The (2006) 10  AnimationComedyHorrorObscureSuperheroTVDVD
    A TV pilot featuring Emperor Zombie and Lincoln. Any last words before I spark it?
  4. Movie DetailsAmélie (2001) 10  ComedySexualDVD
    Shy French waitress Amélie decides to be a regular do-gooder and accidentally falls in love.
  5. Movie DetailsBefore Sunset (2004) 10  DVD
    Richard Linklater directs the sequel to Before Sunrise, set nine years later, in Paris.
  6. Movie DetailsCollected Shorts of Jan Svankmajer, The (2005) 10  AnimationHorrorObscureDVD
    An excellent retrospective of surreal, unsettling films from the Czech animator, dating 1965 to 1992.
  7. Movie DetailsDark City (1998) 10  FantasyMind-blowingSci-FiSexualDVD
    Rufus Sewell struggles to recover his memories in a nightmarish world run by telekinetic beings.
  8. Movie DetailsEraserhead 2000 (2001) 10  FantasyHorrorMind-blowingDVD
    David Lynch's restored first feature film. A nightmarish 1977 masterpiece of grotesque, eerie postindustrial life.
  9. Movie DetailsEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) 10  AnimationMind-blowingSci-FiDVD
    Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet undergo a procedure to erase each other from their memories.
  10. Movie DetailsFear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) 10  ComedySportTrueDVD
    As your attorney, I advise you watch Johnny Depp as gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson.
  11. Movie DetailsFight Club (1999) 10  Mind-blowingSexualDVD
    This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. Edward Norton stars.
  12. Movie DetailsGhost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999) 10  DVD
    Forest Whitaker lives on a New York rooftop, with pigeons, and follows the Samurai code.
  13. Movie DetailsGhost World (2000) 10  ComedySuperheroDVD
    A witty appraisal of America during the summer following Thora Birch's high school graduation.
  14. Movie DetailsHappy Accidents (2000) 10  ComedyMind-blowingObscureSci-FiDVD
    Marisa Tomei wonders if her boyfriend Vincent D'Onofrio is really a time-traveler, or just delusional.
  15. Movie DetailsInland Empire (2006) 10  Mind-blowingSexualDVD
    Lynch examines Hollywood and its artistic constraints in a bizarre/long jumble of movies within movies.
  16. Movie DetailsKill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) 10  DVD
    Quentin Tarantino directs Uma Thurman as the Bride in a martial-arts quest of revenge.
  17. Movie DetailsKill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) 10  DVD
    Quentin Tarantino directs Uma Thurman as the murderous Bride bent on exacting vengeance against Bill.
  18. Movie DetailsLost Highway (1997) 10  HorrorMind-blowingSexualDVD
    David Lynch's brilliant cinematic Möbius strip of paranoia, adultery, murder, and Freudian psychology.
  19. Movie DetailsLost in Translation (2003) 10  ComedySexualDVD
    Unhappily married movie star Bill Murray meets neglected newlywed Scarlett Johansson in Tokyo.
  20. Movie DetailsMemento (2000) 10  Mind-blowingDVD
    A man with no short-term memory uses tattooed notes to hunt down his wife's killer.
  21. Movie DetailsMulholland Drive (2001) 10  Mind-blowingSexualDVD
    David Lynch directs a dark Hollywood conspiracy about the psychosis of becoming someone else.
  22. Movie DetailsPi (1998) 10  Mind-blowingSci-FiDVD
    A paranoid mathematician searches for a number to unlock the universal patterns found in nature.
  23. Movie DetailsPunch-Drunk Love (2002) 10  ComedyDVD
    Businessman Adam Sandler begins a romantic journey with a curious woman amidst personal chaos.
  24. Movie DetailsRosetta (2000) 10  ObscureDVD
    A Dogme 95 film about young Rosetta who will do anything to maintain a job.
  25. Movie DetailsShort Films of David Lynch, The (2002) 10  HorrorObscureDVD
    A detailed DVD collection of Lynch's six short films, dating 1966 to 1996. Horrifically odd.
  26. Movie DetailsSpirited Away (2001) 10  AnimationFantasyDVD
    Miyazaki animates an alternate nighttime universe of Japanese gods and spirits.
  27. Movie DetailsStay (2005) 10  Mind-blowingDVD
    The desperate psychological nightmare of a dying man. A visually rich, ghost-inhabited alternate reality.
  28. Movie DetailsV for Vendetta (2006) 10  Mind-blowingSci-FiSuperheroDVD
    The Wachowski Brothers present the futuristic landscape of totalitarian Britain, starring Natalie Portman.
  29. Movie DetailsYou Can Count on Me (2000) 10  DVD
    Drifter Mark Ruffalo reunites with sister Laura Linney in their childhood hometown.

  30. EXCELLENT
  31. Movie DetailsAnimation Show, The (2003) 9  AnimationComedyFantasyObscureSci-FiDVD
    A collection of short films (mostly comedy) put together by Mike Judge and Don Hertzfeldt.
  32. Movie DetailsAnimation Show 2005, The (2005) 9  AnimationComedyFantasyObscureSci-FiDVD
    Don Hertzfeldt, Bill Plympton, and other animators return in this second collection of excellent shorts.
  33. Movie DetailsAnimation Show 2007, The (2007) 9  AnimationComedyFantasyObscureDVD
    The touring festival's third anthology of animated shorts collected by Don Hertzfeldt and Mike Judge.
  34. Movie DetailsContact (1997) 9  Sci-FiDVD
    Jodie Foster stars in this Carl Sagan story about the search for intelligent extraterrestrial life.
  35. Movie DetailsDreamers, The (2004) 9  SexualDVD
    Outside, the Paris student riots of 1968 are happening. Inside, Eva Green is mesmerizing.
  36. Movie DetailseXistenZ (1999) 9  Mind-blowingSci-FiDVD
    Game designer Jennifer Jason Leigh creates a virtual-reality experience indistinguishable from real life.
  37. Movie DetailsFollowing (1998) 9  DVD
    A dark thriller by Christopher Nolan about a young writer who follows strangers around London.
  38. Movie DetailsGo (1999) 9  ComedySexualDVD
    Three different comedic perspectives on a botched drug deal. Set in L.A. and Las Vegas.
  39. Movie DetailsGonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson (2008) 9  ObscureTrueDVD
    A fast-moving, entertaining portrait of late gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, narrated by Johnny Depp.
  40. Movie DetailsLive Flesh (1997) 9  SexualDVD
    Javier Bardem seeks revenge against the people he feels were responsible for his imprisonment.
  41. Movie DetailsMeeting People Is Easy (1999) 9  MusicalObscureTrueDVD
    A documentary about the band Radiohead. An OK Computer travelogue of the disorientation of touring.
  42. Movie DetailsOffice Space (1999) 9  ComedyDVD
    I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday.
  43. Movie DetailsOpen Your Eyes (1999) 9  HorrorMind-blowingSci-FiSexualDVD
    The brilliant Amenábar film, starring Penélope Cruz, that Tom Cruise turned into Vanilla Sky.
  44. Movie DetailsPrimer (2004) 9  Mind-blowingSci-FiDVD
    This puzzle film of time-travel paradoxes and loopholes begins with four inventors in a garage.
  45. Movie DetailsRoyal Tenenbaums, The (2001) 9  ComedyDVD
    Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson present a dysfunctional family reunion of former child prodigies.
  46. Movie DetailsRun Lola Run (1998) 9  AnimationDVD
    A kinetic race against the clock in which small decisions domino into riches, or death.
  47. Movie DetailsTwin Peaks - The Definitive Gold Box Edition (2007) 9  FantasyHorrorMind-blowingSci-FiTVDVD
    David Lynch's groundbreaking 1990-91 TV series. It's a paranormal murder mystery set in northern Washington.
  48. Movie DetailsWonderfalls - The Complete Viewer Collection (2004) 9  ComedyTVDVD
    Arguably the best cancelled television series ever. Only 4 of the 13 episodes actually aired.

  49. VERY GOOD
  50. Movie DetailsClear Cut: The Story of Philomath, Oregon (2006) 8  ObscureTrueDVD
    A documentary about political conflict in an Oregon logging town, directed by Peter Richardson.
  51. Movie DetailsDynamic:01 - The Best Of DavidLynch.com (2007) 8  HorrorObscureDVD
    A collection of short films and interviews created for subscribing members of DavidLynch.com. Weird experiments.
  52. Movie DetailsHire Film Series Vol. 1, The (2001) 8  ObscureDVD
    Five short BMW-commissioned films starring Clive Owen. Directors include Kar-Wai Wong and Ang Lee.
  53. Movie DetailsJulien Donkey-Boy (1999) 8  ObscureDVD
    A Dogme 95 video-art exercise about the effects of schizophrenia on family life. Poetic desperation.
  54. Movie DetailsSix-String Samurai (1998) 8  MusicalObscureSci-FiDVD
    In a post-apocalyptic America, samurai guitarist Buddy Holly journeys to Lost Vegas to become king.

  55. GOOD
  56. Movie DetailsBest of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, The (2005) 7  AnimationFantasySci-FiTVDVD
    My childhood memories, now on DVD. A first-rate reMASTERing of this moralizing homoerotic 1980s toy-advert.


  57. Statistical ratings distribution of these 53 films (5.7% of total rated films):
    With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
    (especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
    Average rating for these 53 films: 9.4.

    10:54.7%

    9:34%

    8:9.4%

    7:1.9%

    6:0%

    5:0%

    CRAP:0%



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