Movie Ratings & Reviews
Last film added: July 4, 2010. There are currently 937 films in the database (since 1997).
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) 10 


A futuristic adaptation of the tale of Pinocchio, using intelligent robots with real feelings.
Adaptation. (2002) 10 



A screenwriter writes himself into the screenplay he's trying to adapt from a nonfiction book.
Amazing Screw-On Head, The (2006) 10 






A TV pilot featuring Emperor Zombie and Lincoln. Any last words before I spark it?
Amélie (2001) 10 


Shy French waitress Amélie decides to be a regular do-gooder and accidentally falls in love.
Before Sunset (2004) 10 
Richard Linklater directs the sequel to Before Sunrise, set nine years later, in Paris.
Collected Shorts of Jan Svankmajer, The (2005) 10 



An excellent retrospective of surreal, unsettling films from the Czech animator, dating 1965 to 1992.
Dark City (1998) 10 




Rufus Sewell struggles to recover his memories in a nightmarish world run by telekinetic beings.
Eraserhead 2000 (2001) 10 



David Lynch's restored first feature film. A nightmarish 1977 masterpiece of grotesque, eerie postindustrial life.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) 10 



Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet undergo a procedure to erase each other from their memories.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) 10 



As your attorney, I advise you watch Johnny Depp as gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson.
Fight Club (1999) 10 


This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. Edward Norton stars.
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999) 10 
Forest Whitaker lives on a New York rooftop, with pigeons, and follows the Samurai code.
Ghost World (2000) 10 


A witty appraisal of America during the summer following Thora Birch's high school graduation.
Happy Accidents (2000) 10 




Marisa Tomei wonders if her boyfriend Vincent D'Onofrio is really a time-traveler, or just delusional.
Inland Empire (2006) 10 


Lynch examines Hollywood and its artistic constraints in a bizarre/long jumble of movies within movies.
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) 10 
Quentin Tarantino directs Uma Thurman as the Bride in a martial-arts quest of revenge.
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) 10 
Quentin Tarantino directs Uma Thurman as the murderous Bride bent on exacting vengeance against Bill.
Lost Highway (1997) 10 



David Lynch's brilliant cinematic Möbius strip of paranoia, adultery, murder, and Freudian psychology.
Lost in Translation (2003) 10 


Unhappily married movie star Bill Murray meets neglected newlywed Scarlett Johansson in Tokyo.
Memento (2000) 10 

A man with no short-term memory uses tattooed notes to hunt down his wife's killer.
Mulholland Drive (2001) 10 


David Lynch directs a dark Hollywood conspiracy about the psychosis of becoming someone else.
Pi (1998) 10 


A paranoid mathematician searches for a number to unlock the universal patterns found in nature.
Punch-Drunk Love (2002) 10 

Businessman Adam Sandler begins a romantic journey with a curious woman amidst personal chaos.
Rosetta (2000) 10 

A Dogme 95 film about young Rosetta who will do anything to maintain a job.
Short Films of David Lynch, The (2002) 10 


A detailed DVD collection of Lynch's six short films, dating 1966 to 1996. Horrifically odd.
Spirited Away (2001) 10 


Miyazaki animates an alternate nighttime universe of Japanese gods and spirits.
Stay (2005) 10 

The desperate psychological nightmare of a dying man. A visually rich, ghost-inhabited alternate reality.
V for Vendetta (2006) 10 



The Wachowski Brothers present the futuristic landscape of totalitarian Britain, starring Natalie Portman.
You Can Count on Me (2000) 10 
Drifter Mark Ruffalo reunites with sister Laura Linney in their childhood hometown.
Animation Show, The (2003) 9 





A collection of short films (mostly comedy) put together by Mike Judge and Don Hertzfeldt.
Animation Show 2005, The (2005) 9 





Don Hertzfeldt, Bill Plympton, and other animators return in this second collection of excellent shorts.
Animation Show 2007, The (2007) 9 




The touring festival's third anthology of animated shorts collected by Don Hertzfeldt and Mike Judge.
Contact (1997) 9 

Jodie Foster stars in this Carl Sagan story about the search for intelligent extraterrestrial life.
Dreamers, The (2004) 9 

Outside, the Paris student riots of 1968 are happening. Inside, Eva Green is mesmerizing.
eXistenZ (1999) 9 


Game designer Jennifer Jason Leigh creates a virtual-reality experience indistinguishable from real life.
Following (1998) 9 
A dark thriller by Christopher Nolan about a young writer who follows strangers around London.
Go (1999) 9 


Three different comedic perspectives on a botched drug deal. Set in L.A. and Las Vegas.
Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson (2008) 9 


A fast-moving, entertaining portrait of late gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, narrated by Johnny Depp.
Live Flesh (1997) 9 

Javier Bardem seeks revenge against the people he feels were responsible for his imprisonment.
Meeting People Is Easy (1999) 9 



A documentary about the band Radiohead. An OK Computer travelogue of the disorientation of touring.
Office Space (1999) 9 

I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday.
Open Your Eyes (1999) 9 




The brilliant Amenábar film, starring Penélope Cruz, that Tom Cruise turned into Vanilla Sky.
Primer (2004) 9 


This puzzle film of time-travel paradoxes and loopholes begins with four inventors in a garage.
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001) 9 

Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson present a dysfunctional family reunion of former child prodigies.
Run Lola Run (1998) 9 

A kinetic race against the clock in which small decisions domino into riches, or death.
Twin Peaks - The Definitive Gold Box Edition (2007) 9 





David Lynch's groundbreaking 1990-91 TV series. It's a paranormal murder mystery set in northern Washington.
Wonderfalls - The Complete Viewer Collection (2004) 9 


Arguably the best cancelled television series ever. Only 4 of the 13 episodes actually aired.
Clear Cut: The Story of Philomath, Oregon (2006) 8 


A documentary about political conflict in an Oregon logging town, directed by Peter Richardson.
Dynamic:01 - The Best Of DavidLynch.com (2007) 8 


A collection of short films and interviews created for subscribing members of DavidLynch.com. Weird experiments.
Hire Film Series Vol. 1, The (2001) 8 

Five short BMW-commissioned films starring Clive Owen. Directors include Kar-Wai Wong and Ang Lee.
Julien Donkey-Boy (1999) 8 

A Dogme 95 video-art exercise about the effects of schizophrenia on family life. Poetic desperation.
Six-String Samurai (1998) 8 



In a post-apocalyptic America, samurai guitarist Buddy Holly journeys to Lost Vegas to become king.
Best of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, The (2005) 7 




My childhood memories, now on DVD. A first-rate reMASTERing of this moralizing homoerotic 1980s toy-advert.
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Statistical ratings distribution of these 53 films (5.7% of total rated films):
With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
(especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
Average rating for these 53 films: 9.4.
| 10: | 54.7% |
| 9: | 34% |
| 8: | 9.4% |
| 7: | 1.9% |
| 6: | 0% |
| 5: | 0% |
| CRAP: | 0% |
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