Movie Ratings & Reviews
Last film added: July 4, 2010. There are currently 937 films in the database (since 1997).
Amazing Screw-On Head, The (2006) 10 






A TV pilot featuring Emperor Zombie and Lincoln. Any last words before I spark it?
Planet Earth (2006) 10 

Spectacular 11-part BBC documentary of the diversity of Earth's life, from the poles to deserts.
South Park - Imaginationland (2007) 10 



Epic three-part story arc from season 11 released as a standalone movie. The best ever.
Frisky Dingo - Seasons 1 and 2 (2008) 9 



A supervillain named Killface plans to destroy humanity using the Annihilatrix. Clever and often hilarious.
The Prisoner - Complete Series Megaset (2006) 9 

Resigned secret agent McGoohan becomes trapped in an idyllic village. A 1967-68 TV cult classic.
South Park - The Complete 11 Seasons (2007) 9 



The misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
Twin Peaks - The Definitive Gold Box Edition (2007) 9 





David Lynch's groundbreaking 1990-91 TV series. It's a paranormal murder mystery set in northern Washington.
When We Left Earth: The NASA Missions (2008) 9 


Discovery's compelling six-part series about the race into space, the moon landings, shuttles, and beyond.
Wonderfalls - The Complete Viewer Collection (2004) 9 


Arguably the best cancelled television series ever. Only 4 of the 13 episodes actually aired.
12 Angry Men (1997) 8 
Excellent made-for-TV remake of the 1957 classic, starring George C. Scott and Jack Lemmon.
Breaking the Huddle: The Integration of College Football (2008) 8 



HBO chronicles the profound effect of the 1960s Civil Rights movement on college football programs.
Inherit the Wind (1999) 8 

Like 12 Angry Men, another excellent made-for-TV remake starring Jack Lemmon and George C. Scott.
Persuaders, The (2004) 8 


The cultures of marketing and advertising influence what Americans buy and how they view themselves.
Pushing Daisies - The Complete First Season (2007) 8 


A man can bring dead people back to life, with Amélie-style narration. Whimsical forensic romance.
Robot Chicken - Seasons 1-3 (2007) 8 



Demented stop-motion animation using action figures and toys. These sketch-comedy vignettes skewer pop culture.
Seinfeld - The Complete Series (1998) 8 

A sitcom about nothing. Starring New York stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic friends.
Venture Bros. - Seasons One and Two, The (2006) 8 



The warped misadventures of a middle-aged mad scientist, his teenage sons, and their maniac bodyguard.
X-Files: The Complete Collector's Edition, The (2002) 8 


FBI agents Mulder and Scully investigate paranormal cases and discover alien conspiracies within our government.
Atom Smashers, The (2008) 7 


How does life exist? Documentary chronicles the search for the Higgs boson by Fermilab physicists.
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1997) 7 


Beavis and Butt-Head visit Vegas, the Grand Canyon, and the White House. I am Cornholio!
Bernard and Doris (2008) 7 



An HBO Films picture about tobacco heiress Doris Duke (Sarandon) and her gay butler (Fiennes).
Berserk - The Complete Collection (2002) 7 




Anime about young warrior Guts and the mercenary company called the Band of the Hawk.
Best of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, The (2005) 7 




My childhood memories, now on DVD. A first-rate reMASTERing of this moralizing homoerotic 1980s toy-advert.
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001) 7 



On Mars in the year 2071, the Bebop crew tries to contain a deadly virus.
Dead Like Me - The Complete First Season (2003) 7 


Showtime TV series about the lives of undead grim reapers trying to make ends meet.
Extras - The Complete Series (2007) 7 

Movie extra Ricky Gervais weasels his way into speaking roles, then finds commercial success miserable.
Gia (1998) 7 


Frequently naked Angelina Jolie is Gia Carangi, a top fashion model from the late 1970s.
Happy Town - Episodes 1-8 (2010) 7 

Paranormal crime drama that aspires to be Twin Peaks. Dark mysteries in an idyllic town.
Look Around You - Series 1 and 2 (2005) 7 


A BBC TV comedy series that satirizes 1970s educational science programs. A nonsensical, faithful homage.
Prisoner, The (2009) 7 

AMC miniseries based on the classic 1960s TV show. Interesting but muddled. Caviezel lacks personality.
Serenity (2005) 7 

Finale to the cancelled Firefly TV series. Features space-age weaponry, martial arts, and witty dialogue.
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999) 7 



I'm sorry I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind.
X-Files: Fight the Future, The (1998) 7 


David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson must fight the government in a conspiracy about alien colonization.
Alice in Wonderland (1999) 6 


A made-for-TV, family-friendly version with a cast of Hollywood all stars. It's hardly worth watching.
Breast Men (1997) 6 



HBO movie follows two doctors who invented silicone breast implants through time. David Schwimmer stars.
Heroes - Seasons 1-3 (2009) 6 



Cleverly structured graphic novel in TV-show format about people with diverse superpowers. It became unwatchable.
PU-239: The Half Life of Timofey Berezin (2007) 6 

A nuclear plant worker with radiation poisoning tries to sell stolen plutonium to Moscow gangsters.
Tuesdays with Morrie (1999) 6 

A made-for-TV movie with sportswriter Hank Azaria and retired professor Jack Lemmon, dying of ALS.
Saiyûki Vol. 1: The Journey Begins (2003) 5 



A Dragonball Z-like anime adventure of four heroes traveling West to confront a powerful demon.
Superstorm (2007) 5 


Scientists attempt to divert or weaken a Miami-bound hurricane using cloud seeding. A miniseries docudrama.
TV Shows and Made-for-TV Films
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Statistical ratings distribution of these 40 films (4.3% of total rated films):
With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
(especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
Average rating for these 40 films: 7.5.
| 10: | 7.5% |
| 9: | 15% |
| 8: | 22.5% |
| 7: | 37.5% |
| 6: | 12.5% |
| 5: | 5% |
| CRAP: | 0% |
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