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Last film added: July 4, 2010. There are currently 937 films in the database (since 1997).


    2004 Releases

    Search returned all films from 2004 out of 937 total rated films.
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    MASTERPIECES
  1. Movie DetailsBefore Sunset (2004) 10  DVD
    Richard Linklater directs the sequel to Before Sunrise, set nine years later, in Paris.
  2. Movie DetailsEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) 10  AnimationMind-blowingSci-FiDVD
    Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet undergo a procedure to erase each other from their memories.
  3. Movie DetailsKill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) 10  DVD
    Quentin Tarantino directs Uma Thurman as the murderous Bride bent on exacting vengeance against Bill.

  4. EXCELLENT
  5. Movie Details2046 (2004) 9  Sci-FiSexual
    Kar-Wai Wong presents a futuristic recapturing of a womanizing writer's memory of six past lovers.
  6. Movie DetailsDreamers, The (2004) 9  SexualDVD
    Outside, the Paris student riots of 1968 are happening. Inside, Eva Green is mesmerizing.
  7. Movie DetailsFinding Neverland (2004) 9  True
    Marc Forster presents Barrie's friendship with a family who inspired him to create Peter Pan.
  8. Movie DetailsIncredibles, The (2004) 9  AnimationComedySci-FiSuperhero
    Pixar Animation presents a family of undercover superheroes forced into action to save the world.
  9. Movie DetailsMachinist, The (2004) 9  Sexual
    Insomniac industrial worker Christian Bale is a walking skeleton in this paranoid schizophrenic thriller.
  10. Movie DetailsMaria Full of Grace (2004) 9  
    The journey of a Columbian teenager who agrees to smuggle cocaine pellets into New York.
  11. Movie DetailsMillion Dollar Baby (2004) 9  Sport
    Clint Eastwood works with a determined Hilary Swank in her attempt to become a boxer.
  12. Movie DetailsPrimer (2004) 9  Mind-blowingSci-FiDVD
    This puzzle film of time-travel paradoxes and loopholes begins with four inventors in a garage.
  13. Movie DetailsVera Drake (2004) 9  True
    Set in 1950s London, this film portrays a modest working-class woman who also performs abortions.
  14. Movie DetailsVery Long Engagement, A (2004) 9  Sexual
    Jean-Pierre Jeunet presents Audrey Tautou, whimsical and hopeful, awaiting her fiancée's return from WWI.
  15. Movie DetailsWonderfalls - The Complete Viewer Collection (2004) 9  ComedyTVDVD
    Arguably the best cancelled television series ever. Only 4 of the 13 episodes actually aired.

  16. VERY GOOD
  17. Movie DetailsBirth (2004) 8  Mind-blowingSexual
    Jonathan Glazer references Kubrick in this film about the possibility of reincarnation, starring Nicole Kidman.
  18. Movie DetailsBourne Supremacy, The (2004) 8  
    A sequel that tops the original. Matt Damon resumes his life as a trained assassin.
  19. Movie DetailsCloser (2004) 8  Sexual
    Natalie Portman plays a cheeky pink-haired stripper in this film about relationships, attraction, and betrayal.
  20. Movie DetailsFahrenheit 9/11 (2004) 8  ComedyTrue
    A searing indictment of the Bush monarchy. The huddled masses bring forth their moral indignation.
  21. Movie DetailsGarden State (2004) 8  Comedy
    Zach Braff returns to his hometown. There he meets Natalie Portman, who changes his life.
  22. Movie DetailsGoodbye Lenin! (2004) 8  Comedy
    A young man tries to prevent his mother from learning that Germany has been reunified.
  23. Movie DetailsLayer Cake (2004) 8  Sexual
    A clever British crime film about a successful cocaine dealer planning an early retirement.
  24. Movie DetailsNapoleon Dynamite (2004) 8  Comedy
    It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed.
  25. Movie DetailsNói albínói (2004) 8  Obscure
    A teenager drifts through life on a remote fjord in the north of Iceland.
  26. Movie DetailsOsama (2004) 8  Obscure
    Attempting to survive beneath the Taliban, a 12-year-old Afghan girl disguises herself as a boy.
  27. Movie DetailsPersuaders, The (2004) 8  ObscureTrueTV
    The cultures of marketing and advertising influence what Americans buy and how they view themselves.
  28. Movie DetailsShaun of the Dead (2004) 8  ComedyHorror
    Romantic comedy set during a weekend zombie invasion of North London. A brilliantly aloof parody.
  29. Movie DetailsShrek 2 (2004) 8  AnimationComedyFantasy
    Well, folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick.
  30. Movie DetailsSideways (2004) 8  ComedySexual
    Two middle-aged men embark on a weeklong road-trip through California's wine country. American life-affirming.
  31. Movie DetailsSpider-Man 2 (2004) 8  FantasySci-FiSuperhero
    Tobey Maguire continues his demanding double life as student and superhero. Enter supervillain Dr. Octopus.
  32. Movie DetailsTeam America: World Police (2004) 8  AnimationComedyMusical
    Subversive political satire, with explicit puppet sex. You are worthress, Arec Barrwin. America! Fuck, yeah!
  33. Movie DetailsTHX 1138: The George Lucas Director's Cut (2004) 8  Sci-FiSexual
    Lucas restored his influential 1971 film, enhancing it with CGI magic (including lame shell dwellers).
  34. Movie DetailsWe Don't Live Here Anymore (2004) 8  
    An emotionally complex character drama that explores human weakness, starring Mark Ruffalo and Naomi Watts.

  35. GOOD
  36. Movie DetailsAnchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) 7  Comedy
    Do you really love lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
  37. Movie DetailsBon Voyage (2004) 7  ComedyObscure
    A farcical portrait of 1940 France nearly surrendering to zee Germans. Virginie Ledoyen is adorable.
  38. Movie DetailsChronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury, The (2004) 7  AnimationObscureSci-Fi
    Peter Chung's animated short film bridges the Riddick story between Pitch Black and The Chronicles.
  39. Movie DetailsDawn of the Dead (2004) 7  HorrorSexual
    Zack Snyder's witty remake of the 1979 horror classic, starring Sarah Polley and Ving Rhames.
  40. Movie DetailsHellboy (2004) 7  FantasyHorrorSuperhero
    A good-hearted demon is produced in a black-magic Nazi ceremony. This is his story.
  41. Movie DetailsI, Robot (2004) 7  Sci-Fi
    In 2035, detective Will Smith investigates a murder. Based on Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics.
  42. Movie DetailsIn Good Company (2004) 7  Comedy
    Magazine ad executive Dennis Quaid's new young boss begins dating his teenage daughter Scarlett Johansson.
  43. Movie DetailsLife Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The (2004) 7  ComedySexual
    Oceanographer Bill Murray leads a surreal voyage in search of a mythical jaguar shark.
  44. Movie DetailsOcean's Twelve (2004) 7  Comedy
    Second verse, same as the first. This heist movie is a likable but self-serving celebrity-fest.
  45. Movie DetailsRenegade (2004) 7  ObscureSexualSuperhero
    Psychedelic French Western that feels like a Jodorowsky film. Sacred mountains, gunfights, peyote and shaman.
  46. Movie DetailsSuper Size Me (2004) 7  ComedyTrue
    Spurlock only eats McDonald's food for one month to see what happens to his body.

  47. FAIR
  48. Movie Details50 First Dates (2004) 6  Comedy
    Sandler repeatedly attempts to woo Barrymore, who can't make new memories since her accident. Silly.
  49. Movie DetailsButterfly Effect, The (2004) 6  FantasySci-FiSexual
    An excellent concept. Did you really think Ashton Kutcher and friends could pull it off?
  50. Movie DetailsForgotten, The (2004) 6  HorrorSci-Fi
    Julianne Moore is told that her nine-year-old son never existed. Who is fabricating reality?
  51. Movie DetailsHidalgo (2004) 6  SportTrue
    American Viggo Mortensen and his horse enter a 3,000 mile survival race across Arabia.
  52. Movie DetailsJu-on: The Grudge (2004) 6  Horror
    Japanese horror movie features a vengeful spirit that marks and pursues anybody entering its house.
  53. Movie DetailsSaw (2004) 6  Horror
    Cary Elwes wakes up in the secure lair of a serial killer nicknamed Jigsaw. Grisly.
  54. Movie DetailsSecret Window (2004) 6  Horror
    You stole my story! This combination of Johnny Depp and Stephen King should've been better.
  55. Movie DetailsWhat the Bleep Do We Know!? (2004) 6  Comedy
    Life is a quantum world of possibility. It's spoiled by less-than-credible talking heads and soundbites.

  56. ADEQUATE
  57. Movie DetailsChronicles of Riddick, The (2004) 5  Sci-Fi
    Five years after Pitch Black, wanted criminal Riddick arrives on a new planet. Weak script.
  58. Movie DetailsNational Treasure (2004) 5  Comedy
    Diane Heidkrueger has been able to capture my attention since her mid-1990s modeling days.
  59. Movie DetailsResident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) 5  HorrorSci-FiSexual
    Skinny white chicks with guns brazenly kick zombie ass while trying to escape Raccoon City.
  60. Movie DetailsTrauma (2004) 5  HorrorObscure
    Colin Firth's fragmented reality is haunted by death, apparitions, blood, ants, and Mena Suvari's vacuity.

  61. FROM BAD TO WORSE
    (NO!  MY EYES!  MY EYES!)
  62. Movie Details13 Seconds (2004) CRAP  FantasyHorrorObscure
    I was cost-effectively bored by this cliché-ridden indie splatter film. Unbearably amateurish and uncreepy.
  63. Movie DetailsDay Without a Mexican, A (2004) CRAP  ComedyFantasyObscure
    California's entire Hispanic population vanishes into pink fog. Satirical premise is thoroughly beaten to death.


  64. Statistical ratings distribution of these 57 films (6.1% of total rated films):
    With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
    (especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
    Average rating for these 57 films: 7.4.

    10:5.3%

    9:19.3%

    8:31.6%

    7:19.3%

    6:14%

    5:7%

    CRAP:3.5%



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