Movie Ratings & Reviews
Last film added: May 10, 2012. There are currently 1151 films in the database (since 1996).
Drag Me to Hell (2009) 8 
Loan officer Alison Lohman becomes cursed after evicting an elderly gypsy woman from her home.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) 8 


Stunning grotesqueness and visual poetry from Guillermo del Toro. Incredible set design and beautiful effects.
Mindscape of Alan Moore, The (2003) 8 


Creative philosophies from the brilliant comic writer of Watchmen, V for Vendetta and From Hell.
THX 1138: The George Lucas Director's Cut (2004) 8 

Lucas restored his influential 1971 film, enhancing it with CGI magic (including lame shell dwellers).
From Hell (2001) 7 




A stylized whodunit set in Victorian Era London, starring clairvoyant police detective Johnny Depp.
Girlfight (2000) 7 
Quick-tempered Michelle Rodriguez secretly trains as a boxer. She achieves remarkable success and finds love.
Hellboy (2004) 7 


A good-hearted demon is produced in a black-magic Nazi ceremony. This is his story.
Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron (2007) 7 





Hellboy ends up battling the goddess Hecate after a professor resurrects a powerful female vampire.
High Art (1998) 7 

Explores the romance between photo editor Radha Mitchell and heroin-addicted photographer Ally Sheedy.
Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010) 6 



Animatrix-style companion to EA's video game. Dante enters the nine circles of hell, battles demons.
Give 'em Hell, Malone (2009) 6 

Mediocre, ultraviolent detective noir in need of a better director. Ridiculous villains in second-rate makeup.
Hellboy Animated: Sword of Storms (2006) 6 





A samurai sword sends Hellboy into a dangerous realm of Japanese legends, ghosts and monsters.
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) 6
Pierce Brosnan is James Bond. This time Michelle Yeoh and Teri Hatcher are Bond girls.
What Lies Beneath (2000) 6 
Professor Harrison Ford totally freaks out. Michelle Pfeiffer and model Amber Valletta are quite stunning.
Harvard Man (2001) 5 


Mixes basketball and crime with sexual and chemical experimentation. And cheerleader Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Little Nicky (2000) 5 

Adam Sandler is one of Satan's sons. Patricia Arquette's elastic underwear-band saves her from Hell.
Underworld (2003) 5 

Aristocratic vampire warrior Kate Beckinsale battles werewolf street-thugs in some gothic city. Silly as hell.
Cruel Intentions (1999) CRAP
Sarah Michelle Gellar is cute, but do yourself a favor and watch Dangerous Liaisons instead.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) CRAP 
Stars Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. It's craptastic slasher fun!
Return, The (2006) CRAP
Sarah Michelle Gellar is supernaturally drawn to an old farmhouse where a murder took place.
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(NO! MY EYES! MY EYES!)Statistical ratings distribution of these 20 films (1.7% of total rated films):
With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
(especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
Average rating for these 20 films: 6.
| 10: | 0% |
| 9: | 0% |
| 8: | 20% |
| 7: | 25% |
| 6: | 25% |
| 5: | 15% |
| CRAP: | 15% |
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