Movie Ratings & Reviews
Last film added: May 10, 2012. There are currently 1151 films in the database (since 1996).
THX 1138: The George Lucas Director's Cut (2004) 8 

Lucas restored his influential 1971 film, enhancing it with CGI magic (including lame shell dwellers).
Mexican, The (2001) 7 
El Camino! El truck-o. This comedy stars Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts. Now you're blameshifting!
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997) 6 
A lame wedding-based romantic comedy, with musical numbers, starring Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz.
Trick 'r Treat (2009) 6 


Four interwoven Halloween stories. It doesn't rely on lame CGI ghouls and jack-o'-lanterns! Pretty decent.
Date Movie (2006) CRAP 
Two Scary Movie screenwriters spoof the romantic comedy genre to death. Alyson Hannigan stars. Lame.
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) CRAP 
Pointless and dull, with lame CGI. As if artifact-collector Angelina Jolie needed extra bra padding.
Signs (2002) CRAP 
M. Night Shyamalan and Mel Gibson really crapped the bed with this lame alien-invasion movie.
Species II (1998) CRAP 


American astronauts land on Mars. Even Natasha Henstridge's nudity can't redeem this lame sci-fi bloodbath.
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(NO! MY EYES! MY EYES!)Statistical ratings distribution of these 8 films (0.7% of total rated films):
With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
(especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
Average rating for these 8 films: 4.6.
| 10: | 0% |
| 9: | 0% |
| 8: | 12.5% |
| 7: | 12.5% |
| 6: | 25% |
| 5: | 0% |
| CRAP: | 50% |
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