Movie Ratings & Reviews
Last film added: May 10, 2012. There are currently 1151 films in the database (since 1996).
Amélie (2001) 10 


Shy French waitress Amélie decides to be a regular do-gooder and accidentally falls in love.
In the Mood for Love (2001) 10
Kar-Wai Wong's masterpiece of romantic longing and restraint that dissolves like cigarette smoke against silk.
Punch-Drunk Love (2002) 10 

Businessman Adam Sandler begins a romantic journey with a curious woman amidst personal chaos.
Tree of Life, The (2011) 10 
Terrence Malick's insightful, gorgeous and bold vision. Sincerely explores the meaning of life and love.
2046 (2004) 9 

Kar-Wai Wong presents a futuristic recapturing of a womanizing writer's memory of six past lovers.
(500) Days of Summer (2009) 9 
Offbeat, witty romantic comedy (not a love story) starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel. Great.
All the Real Girls (2003) 9 
This believable natural drama about love and anger stars Zooey Deschanel.
Broken Embraces (2009) 9 
Pedro Almodóvar's cinematic poem about a blind writer-director and his lost love Penélope Cruz.
Drive (2011) 9 
Getaway driver Ryan Gosling falls in love with his married neighbor. Badass, stylish character study.
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 9
A love story intertwines the slums and gangs of Mumbai with a TV game show.
Adjustment Bureau, The (2011) 8 

Politician Matt Damon and a ballerina are affected by mysterious forces keeping the lovers apart.
Avatar (2009) 8 

Cameron delivers a forbidden love story set in an extraordinary, photorealistic alien world. 3D wonderment.
Blue Valentine (2010) 8 
Deftly alternates between a dysfunctional couple's earlier in-love happiness and their later anguish. Remarkable.
Cloverfield (2008) 8 

It's Godzilla epicness, Blair Witch Project shakiness, and Alien viciousness concealing a Manhattan love story.
English Patient, The (1996) 8
A three-hour, WWII-era love story. A young nurse tends to a badly burned Hungarian mapmaker.
Fountain, The (2006) 8 


Three stories of love/mortality that weave in the legendary quest for the Fountain of Youth.
In the Bedroom (2001) 8 
Tragic story about a couple's only son who falls in love with a single mother.
Lovers of the Arctic Circle, The (1998) 8 
A story of circular lives, with circular names, in a circular place. Life is happenstance.
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001) 8
Barber Billy Bob Thornton blackmails his wife's boss and lover. Directed by the Coen Brothers.
Shakespeare in Love (1998) 8 

A young Shakespeare meets Gwyneth Paltrow and is inspired to write Romeo and Juliet.
Shopgirl (2005) 8
A love triangle of Claire Danes, Jason Schwartzman and Steve Martin. Elegant examination of love.
Super 8 (2011) 8 
In 1979, a mysterious train crash provides a monster-movie backdrop to a sweet love story.
Across the Universe (2007) 7 


A psychedelic love story musical set in the 1960s, using the songs of The Beatles.
Addicted to Love (1997) 7 
Black comedy about jilted lovers starring Meg Ryan as a tough revenge-seeking motorcyclist.
Aimée & Jaguar (1999) 7 


Set in 1943 Berlin, a Nazi wife has a love affair with a Jewish lesbian.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) 7 
Do you really love lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Girlfight (2000) 7 
Quick-tempered Michelle Rodriguez secretly trains as a boxer. She achieves remarkable success and finds love.
Happy Times (2001) 7 

A bittersweet comedy about a poor, aging bachelor who hasn't had luck in love.
Happythankyoumoreplease (2011) 7 
Six 20-something, self-absorbed New Yorkers deal with love and the undeniable prospect of actual adulthood.
Spider-Man (2002) 7 


Tobey Maguire is bitten by a genetically engineered spider and subsequently wins Kirsten Dunst's love.
Surviving Picasso (1996) 7 

Natascha McElhone is Francoise Gilot, Pablo Picasso's only lover strong enough to withstand his cruelty.
Transformers (2007) 7 

Spectacularly rendered Autobot and Decepticon destruction. ADHD kids love these plotless nonsensical blasts.
Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) 6 

Mini-me, we do not gnaw on the kitty. Just pet him, stroke him, love him.
Bandits (2001) 6 
Two bank robbers fall in love with Cate Blanchett, the bored housewife they've taken hostage.
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001) 6 

Neurotic British woman Renée Zellweger is determined to improve herself while looking for love.
Inventing the Abbotts (1997) 6 
A tale of class division and forbidden love set in the 1950s, starring Liv Tyler.
Keeping the Faith (2000) 6 
Priest Edward Norton and rabbi Ben Stiller both fall in love with Jenna Elfman.
Shallow Hal (2001) 6 

Shallow Jack Black falls in love with 300-pound Gwyneth Paltrow because of her inner beauty.
Alice in Wonderland (2010) 5 
Tim Burton took a story I love, stripped out the allegories and added CGI. Sigh.
City of Angels (1998) 5 
Celestial duty or earthly love? Will angel Nicolas Cage become human for Meg Ryan? Sappy!
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) 5 
Kate Hudson is completely insane. Our love fern! You let it die!
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) CRAP 
Stars Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. It's craptastic slasher fun!
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) CRAP 
Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts and Freddie Prinze Jr. are back in this gory slasher sequel.
Loser (2000) CRAP 
Irritating college student Jason Biggs falls in love with Mena Suvari.
P.S. I Love You (2007) CRAP
Hilary Swank was miscast among sitcom-quality sentimental actors where everyone is trying to be cute.
Say It Isn't So (2001) CRAP 

I would love to say this Heather Graham movie wasn't so. And get a refund.
Sweetest Thing, The (2002) CRAP 
A disposable saccharine comedy about searching for love, starring Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate.
Tuxedo, The (2002) CRAP 

Chauffer Jackie Chan wears a special gadget-laden tuxedo. Jennifer Love Hewitt is also present.
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(NO! MY EYES! MY EYES!)Statistical ratings distribution of these 48 films (4.2% of total rated films):
With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
(especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
Average rating for these 48 films: 6.8.
| 10: | 8.3% |
| 9: | 12.5% |
| 8: | 25% |
| 7: | 20.8% |
| 6: | 12.5% |
| 5: | 6.3% |
| CRAP: | 14.6% |
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