Movie Ratings & Reviews
Last film added: May 10, 2012. There are currently 1151 films in the database (since 1996).
Inland Empire (2006) 10 


Lynch examines Hollywood and its artistic constraints in a bizarre/long jumble of movies within movies.
Midnight in Paris (2011) 10 


A surreal, inspired masterpiece by Woody Allen about the importance of living in the present.
Mulholland Drive (2001) 10 



David Lynch directs a dark Hollywood conspiracy about the psychosis of becoming someone else.
L.A. Confidential (1997) 9 

A film of police corruption, tabloid journalism and Hollywood sleaze, set in 1950s Los Angeles.
Million Dollar Baby (2004) 9 
Clint Eastwood works with a determined Hilary Swank in her attempt to become a boxer.
Dancer in the Dark (2000) 8 
Björk arrives in America with her son, expecting life to be like a Hollywood film.
Deconstructing Harry (1997) 8 

Between air conditioning and the Pope, I choose air conditioning. A Woody Allen movie.
More Tales from the Script (2010) 8 

Fascinating unheard stories from top Hollywood screenwriters. A 47-minute continuation of Tales from the Script.
Tales from the Script (2009) 8 

Veteran Hollywood screenwriters share their triumphs and failures, insider insights, anecdotes and artistic compromises.
Tropic Thunder (2008) 8 
Ben Stiller's big-budget satire of celebrity excess and Hollywood action movies. Downey Jr. is hilarious.
Wag the Dog (1997) 8 

Before elections, a Washington spin-doctor and a Hollywood producer join efforts to fabricate a war.
Antz (1998) 7 


Woody Allen is a neurotic ant who has become disenfranchised from his totalitarian colony.
Cat's Meow, The (2001) 7 
Fictionalized story of the Hollywood murder that occurred aboard William Randolph Heart's yacht in 1924.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) 7 

Includes many self-deprecating parodies of Hollywood stars as the stoned duo head out to California.
Match Point (2006) 7 

Woody Allen's ugly story of infidelity amidst British wealth. Tennis, opera, investments, horses and murder.
Small Time Crooks (2000) 7 
Woody Allen's cookie store business becomes a success, though it was a cover for robbery.
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) 7 

Anakin becomes Darth Vader. Woodenly acted, but better than the first two episodes it is.
Wild Man Blues (1997) 7 


A documentary about Woody Allen's life as he tours with his New Orleans jazz band.
Absolute Power (1997) 6 
Career thief Clint Eastwood witnesses a horrific crime involving ruthless U.S. President Gene Hackman.
Alice in Wonderland (1999) 6 


A made-for-TV, family-friendly version with a cast of Hollywood all stars. It's hardly worth watching.
All My Friends Are Funeral Singers (2010) 6 


A fortuneteller lives in a house crowded with ghosts at the edge of the woods.
Blood Work (2002) 6
Retired FBI profiler Clint Eastwood returns to service following clues from his own heart transplant.
Majestic, The (2001) 6
In 1951, a blacklisted Hollywood writer loses his memory. Predictable, sentimental and syrupy, but charming.
Mr. Brooks (2007) 6 
A surprisingly likable and engaging Hollywood serial killer movie, especially with Costner as the lead.
Palmetto (1998) 5 
Recently released ex-con Woody Harrelson gets involved in a fake kidnapping scheme that turns real.
What Just Happened (2008) 5 

Two weeks in the life of big-time Hollywood producer Robert De Niro. Anxious, high-stakes triviality.
Random Hearts (1999) CRAP
Bereavement becomes romance for Harrison Ford and Kristin Scott Thomas in this dull Hollywood cliché.
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(NO! MY EYES! MY EYES!)Statistical ratings distribution of these 27 films (2.3% of total rated films):
With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
(especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
Average rating for these 27 films: 7.2.
| 10: | 11.1% |
| 9: | 7.4% |
| 8: | 22.2% |
| 7: | 25.9% |
| 6: | 22.2% |
| 5: | 7.4% |
| CRAP: | 3.7% |
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