Movie Ratings & Reviews
Last film added: July 4, 2010. There are currently 937 films in the database (since 1997).
Juno (2007) 10 
A whip-smart 16-year-old girl is faced with an unexpected pregnancy and makes an unusual decision.
Persepolis (2007) 10 


Autobiographical, cinematic graphic novel of a young outspoken girl in Iran during the Islamic Revolution.
South Park - Imaginationland (2007) 10 



Epic three-part story arc from season 11 released as a standalone movie. The best ever.
Waltz with Bashir (2008) 10 


Stunning. Folman interviews Israeli veterans of the 1982 Lebanon invasion to reconstruct his own memories.
Animation Show 2007, The (2007) 9 




The touring festival's third anthology of animated shorts collected by Don Hertzfeldt and Mike Judge.
Atonement (2007) 9 
One night in 1935 England, bearing false witness changes three lives forever. Keira Knightley stars.
Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The (2008) 9 
A man ages backwards, with bizarre consequences. Directed by David Fincher and starring Brad Pitt.
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007) 9
The third installment, with Bourne as clever as ever. A satisfying and frenetically edited action-thriller.
Dark Knight, The (2008) 9 


Nolan's nightmarish adaptation of Batman, Joker and Two-Face raises the bar for comic-book movies, again.
Drunk History - Season 1 (2008) 9 

Drunk historians try to describe history while Jack Black, Michael Cera and others reenact. Hilarious.
Eastern Promises (2007) 9
Cronenberg's metaphysical exploration of Russian mobsters in London. A fantastic descent into the underworld.
Fall, The (2008) 9 
Tarsem Singh, director of The Cell, creates a delightful fantasy based in 1920s Los Angeles.
Frisky Dingo - Seasons 1 and 2 (2008) 9 



A supervillain named Killface plans to destroy humanity using the Annihilatrix. Clever and often hilarious.
Go-Getter, The (2008) 9 

A great road movie, starting from Eugene, Oregon. Features Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward's music.
Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson (2008) 9 


A fast-moving, entertaining portrait of late gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, narrated by Johnny Depp.
Grindhouse (2007) 9 


Tarantino/Rodriguez double bill. A gory, witty homage to seedy 1970s B-movie thrillers, including fake trailers.
Into the Wild (2007) 9 

Christopher McCandless abandons his privileged life and adventures to live alone in the Alaskan wilderness.
Let the Right One In (2008) 9 

A dark, dreamlike fairytale about a young Scandinavian vampire that explores a tender childhood friendship.
Man from Earth, The (2007) 9 

Set in a single room, this thoughtful, philosophical play might blow your mind a little.
Michael Clayton (2007) 9
This paranoid, intelligent legal thriller stars Clooney as a large New York law firm's fixer.
No Country for Old Men (2007) 9
A heroin stash and $2 million spirals into catastrophic violence, courtesy of the Coen Brothers.
Paprika (2007) 9 




An insane anime that blurs the separation between reality, dreams, memory, cinema and the Internet.
Synecdoche, New York (2008) 9 


Charlie Kaufman blends self-referential existence with a living play inside a New York City warehouse.
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 9
A love story intertwines the slums and gangs of Mumbai with a TV game show.
South Park - The Complete 11 Seasons (2007) 9 



The misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.
There Will Be Blood (2007) 9
A P.T. Anderson film about family, greed, religion, and oil, centered on a California prospector.
Timecrimes (2008) 9 


Like Primer, this is a film of time-travel paradoxes, but with more voyeurism and nudity.
Twin Peaks - The Definitive Gold Box Edition (2007) 9 





David Lynch's groundbreaking 1990-91 TV series. It's a paranormal murder mystery set in northern Washington.
WALL-E (2008) 9 


Humans have left Earth, but a charming, curious robot is still cleaning up our mess.
When We Left Earth: The NASA Missions (2008) 9 


Discovery's compelling six-part series about the race into space, the moon landings, shuttles, and beyond.
300 (2007) 8 


An epic rendering of Miller's graphic novel about the Battle of Thermopylae. Stunning Spartan art-blood.
American Gangster (2007) 8 

In Manhattan during the 1970s, heroin kingpin Frank Lucas smuggles drugs into America from Vietnam.
Ashes of Time Redux (2008) 8
Kar-Wai Wong's recut version of the 1994 wuxia epic. A broken-hearted swordsman in the desert.
Away From Her (2007) 8 
A man deals with the progression of his wife's Alzheimer's. Sarah Polley's character-driven directorial debut.
Breaking the Huddle: The Integration of College Football (2008) 8 



HBO chronicles the profound effect of the 1960s Civil Rights movement on college football programs.
Cloverfield (2008) 8 

It's Godzilla epicness, Blair Witch Project shakiness, and Alien viciousness concealing a Manhattan love story.
Death Proof (2007) 8 
Tarantino's half of Grindhouse. Scarred stuntman Kurt Russell uses his car to murder voluptuous women.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (2008) 8 



Joss Whedon's three-part online musical miniseries. Filmed during the writers' strike, starring Neil Patrick Harris.
Dynamic:01 - The Best Of DavidLynch.com (2007) 8 


A collection of short films and interviews created for subscribing members of DavidLynch.com. Weird experiments.
Frost/Nixon (2008) 8 
A dramatic retelling of the post-Watergate television interviews between David Frost and Richard Nixon.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) 8 


Stunning grotesqueness and visual poetry from Guillermo del Toro. Incredible set design and beautiful effects.
Hot Fuzz (2007) 8 
A clever, over-the-top pastiche of every buddy cop movie you've ever seen, set in London.
In the Shadow of the Moon (2007) 8 

The surviving crew members from NASA's Apollo missions tell their story in their own words.
Iron Man (2008) 8 

Robert Downey Jr. builds an armored suit and decides to use the technology against evil.
Knocked Up (2007) 8 

Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl have a drunken one-night stand with unexpected consequences. Very funny.
Milk (2008) 8 
Van Sant's biography of openly gay politician Harvey Milk. An empathic portrayal by Sean Penn.
Planet Terror (2007) 8 


Rodriguez's half of Grindhouse. Rose McGowan mows down flesh-eating, mutating zombies with a machine-gun leg.
Pushing Daisies - The Complete First Season (2007) 8 


A man can bring dead people back to life, with Amélie-style narration. Whimsical forensic romance.
Rescue Dawn (2007) 8 
American pilot Christian Bale is shot down in Laos during a top-secret Vietnam War mission.
Robot Chicken - Seasons 1-3 (2007) 8 



Demented stop-motion animation using action figures and toys. These sketch-comedy vignettes skewer pop culture.
Special (2008) 8 

Michael Rapaport participates in an experimental drug study and becomes sure his superpowers are strengthening.
Sunshine (2007) 8 

Could've been great science fiction, but it slips away with B-movie horror and religious metaphors.
Superbad (2007) 8 
Friends Seth and Evan display a charming, hilarious crudeness in this coming-of-age high school comedy.
Tokyo! (2008) 8 


A cinematic triptych (transformation, anarchy, rebirth) set in Tokyo. Directed by Gondry, Carax and Bong.
Tropic Thunder (2008) 8 
Ben Stiller's big-budget satire of celebrity excess and Hollywood action movies. Downey Jr. is hilarious.
Zodiac (2007) 8 
A cerebral, gripping thriller based on actual unresolved 1970s case files about the Zodiac Killer.
28 Weeks Later (2007) 7 


Bloody sequel to 28 Days Later. The rage virus annihilated Mainland Britain six months earlier.
Across the Universe (2007) 7 


A psychedelic love story musical set in the 1960s, using the songs of The Beatles.
Appaloosa (2008) 7
Satisfying Western by Ed Harris about hired guns. Zellweger's face is a creepy kabuki mask.
Atom Smashers, The (2008) 7 


How does life exist? Documentary chronicles the search for the Higgs boson by Fermilab physicists.
Bernard and Doris (2008) 7 



An HBO Films picture about tobacco heiress Doris Duke (Sarandon) and her gay butler (Fiennes).
Doubt (2008) 7
A nun confronts a priest after suspecting him of abusing a student. But did he?
Extras - The Complete Series (2007) 7 

Movie extra Ricky Gervais weasels his way into speaking roles, then finds commercial success miserable.
Funny Games (2008) 7 
An aggressively unpleasant film that tortures the audience for its bloodlust. Both sadistic and pretentious.
Golden Compass, The (2007) 7 
A fantasy adventure that rushes forward with a spectacle of soul-animals. Could be more engaging.
Gone Baby Gone (2007) 7
Ben Affleck directs Casey Affleck in a story about a little girl's kidnapping in Boston.
I Am Legend (2007) 7 

Will Smith, sole survivor in New York City, seeks a cure for the deadly virus.
King of California (2007) 7 

Mentally unstable Michael Douglas is convinced that Spanish treasure is buried in suburban California.
Knee Deep (2007) 7 

In rural Maine, a young, hardworking dairy farmer is betrayed by family. A humanistic documentary.
Pineapple Express (2008) 7 
Stoner Seth Rogen freaks out after witnessing a murder. Pot-joke heavy and also fairly violent.
Reader, The (2008) 7 
Kate Winslet initiates a surprising, secretive romance in this solemn drama set in post-WWII Germany.
Stardust (2007) 7 

A funny Neil Gaiman fairytale set in England that feels somewhat like The Princess Bride.
Transformers (2007) 7 

Spectacularly rendered Autobot and Decepticon destruction. ADHD kids love these plotless nonsensical blasts.
4th Dimension, The (2008) 6 


Feels inspired by Eraserhead and Pi, but this Aphex Twin-scored meditation on reality ultimately disappoints.
Beowulf (2007) 6 

I am Beowulf! My lips don't move right and my eyes are dead. Corny, unsatisfying.
Bolt (2008) 6 


A lovable cartoon dog movie. Plus, Miley Cyrus sounds like she drinks whiskey every night.
Choke (2008) 6 

Screen adaptation of the Palahniuk novel about a sex-addicted scam artist and his hospitalized mother.
City of Ember (2008) 6 

An underground city is falling apart after 200 years. Fairly dark for a kids' movie.
Dan in Real Life (2007) 6 
A very sweet, unremarkable romantic comedy. Steve Carell is a struggling single parent and widower.
Get Smart (2008) 6 
Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway are super-secret spies or whatever. Can their gadgets defeat KAOS?
Imagination (2007) 6 


Eric Leiser's surreal experiment with puppetry, stop-motion sketches, and claymation. And unconvincing actors.
Incredible Hulk, The (2008) 6 

Too bad the awkward computer-generated creatures killed the movie, despite Edward Norton. Noisy and boring.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) 6 

Indy battles the Soviets in 1957. Spielberg/Lucas feature Area 51 and interdimensional cosmic Mayan nonsense.
Kingdom, The (2007) 6 
FBI agents are sent to investigate a Saudi bombing. It's really just a revenge movie.
Mr. Brooks (2007) 6 
A surprisingly likable and engaging Hollywood serial killer movie, especially with Costner as the lead.
Next (2007) 6 

Nicholas Cage can see the future. An unsatisfying Philip K. Dick adaptation of slow-mo explosions.
PU-239: The Half Life of Timofey Berezin (2007) 6 

A nuclear plant worker with radiation poisoning tries to sell stolen plutonium to Moscow gangsters.
Revolver (2007) 6 


This stylish Guy Ritchie art film about con-men feels jumbled, pretentious and psychoanalytical. But intriguing.
Wonders Are Many: The Making of Doctor Atomic (2008) 6 


Irritating modern opera rehearsals dominate the story of Oppenheimer and the 1945 Trinity atomic test.
August Rush (2007) 5 
An orphaned musical prodigy uses his gift to help find his birth parents. Overtly sentimental.
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) 5 

Brendan Fraser travels to Iceland looking for Verne's lost subterranean world. Turn off your brain.
Martian Child (2007) 5 

It's emotional manipulation from Mars. This is K-PAX with a six-year-old instead of Kevin Spacey.
Mist, The (2007) 5 

A fairly derivative, depressing creature-horror film with too much religious ranting. Final scene is staggering.
Number 23, The (2007) 5 
Far-fetched but sometimes clever thriller starring Jim Carrey. 23 equals bad numerology and worse directing.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) 5 

This Disney pirate saga is worse than its predecessor (again). Yo-ho-horribly incoherent. Franchise over yet?
Ruins, The (2008) 5 

Bone-crunching gore as American tourists learn the horrors of sightseeing in the forbidding Mexican jungle.
Speed Racer (2008) 5 

A hyperfrenetic explosion of sound and color in the form of Car-Fu. It's marginally watchable.
Spider-Man 3 (2007) 5 


Boring/incoherent/awkward for 90 minutes, then three minutes of cool, then Venom and the climactic battle.
Spirit, The (2008) 5 



Frank Miller's self-aware film noir is gorgeous, vapid, overacted and emotionless. Based on Eisner's comics.
Step Brothers (2008) 5 
Mildly amusing but so stupid. Juvenile bickering and pouting from 40-year-old adolescents Ferrell and Reilly.
Stuck (2008) 5 



The callous aftermath of a hit-and-run. I winced at the bad acting and grisly suffering.
Superstorm (2007) 5 


Scientists attempt to divert or weaken a Miami-bound hurricane using cloud seeding. A miniseries docudrama.
What Just Happened (2008) 5 

Two weeks in the life of big-time Hollywood producer Robert De Niro. Anxious, high-stakes triviality.
10,000 BC (2008) CRAP 
Anti-visionary Roland Emmerich directs this dumb prehistoric epic. It's dull, preposterous and sanitized for kids.
88 Minutes (2008) CRAP 

Features ludicrous, unthrilling plot twists, perky young women and the famous forensic psychiatrist Al Pacino.
Balls of Fury (2007) CRAP 

Horrendously unfunny comedy mixes Ping-Pong, kung fu, and sophomoric jokes with a secret FBI mission.
Epic Movie (2007) CRAP 
Following the unwatchable Date Movie, now these hacks imitate mega-blockbusters. I enjoyed Jayma Mays.
Macbeth (2007) CRAP 

Bad acting with laser-sighted guns, drugs and tattooed naked girls. A straight retelling of Shakespeare.
Meet the Spartans (2008) CRAP 
Friedberg and Seltzer reinforce their status as truly unparalleled hacks of the spoof genre. Terrible.
Prey (2007) CRAP 


A poorly written movie about Americans in Africa who are stalked by lions. Embarrassingly bad.
2007-2008 Releases
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(NO! MY EYES! MY EYES!)Statistical ratings distribution of these 110 films (11.7% of total rated films):
With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
(especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
Average rating for these 110 films: 7.2.
| 10: | 3.6% |
| 9: | 23.6% |
| 8: | 23.6% |
| 7: | 15.5% |
| 6: | 14.5% |
| 5: | 12.7% |
| CRAP: | 6.4% |
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