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Last film added: May 20, 2012. There are currently 1159 films in the database (since 1996).


    2010-2011 Releases

    Search returned all films from 2010-2011 out of 1159 total rated films.
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  1. Movie DetailsArtist, The (2011) 10  Comedy
    A jaded modern audience can enjoy this silent movie like it's 1927. Remarkable and charming.
  2. Movie DetailsExit Through the Gift Shop (2010) 10  ComedyDocumentary/True
    Compelling portrait of Banksy and many of the world's most infamous graffiti artists at work.
  3. Movie DetailsHugo (2011) 10  
    In the 1930s, a boy lives in the walls of a Paris train station. Extraordinary.
  4. Movie DetailsInception (2010) 10  Mind-blowingSci-Fi
    Brilliant concept and direction by Christopher Nolan. A dream within a dream within a dream.
  5. Movie DetailsMidnight in Paris (2011) 10  ComedyFantasyMind-blowing
    A surreal, inspired masterpiece by Woody Allen about the importance of living in the present.
  6. Movie DetailsSocial Network, The (2010) 10  Documentary/True
    Fincher's chronicle of the founding of Facebook. From Harvard in 2003 to 500 million friends.
  7. Movie DetailsTree of Life, The (2011) 10  Mind-blowing
    Terrence Malick's insightful, gorgeous and bold vision. Sincerely explores the meaning of life and love.

  8. EXCELLENT
  9. Movie Details127 Hours (2011) 9  Documentary/True
    Mountain climber Aron Ralston's harrowing week trapped in a canyon. Survival instincts and prophetic visions.
  10. Movie DetailsAnother Earth (2011) 9  Mind-blowingSci-Fi
    A second Earth from a parallel universe appears in the sky. A meditation on destiny.
  11. Movie DetailsBeing Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey (2011) 9  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    The story of puppeteer Kevin Clash, the heart and soul of Elmo. Touching and inspiring.
  12. Movie DetailsBlack Swan (2010) 9  FantasyHorror
    Ballet dancer Natalie Portman slowly loses her mind while preparing to star in Swan Lake.
  13. Movie DetailsCave of Forgotten Dreams (2011) 9  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Inside France's Chauvet Cave, Werner Herzog idiosyncratically explores the history of art and human culture.
  14. Movie DetailsDescendants, The (2011) 9  Comedy
    George Clooney reconnects with his two daughters after his wife is seriously injured. Poignant imperfections.
  15. Movie DetailsDMT: The Spirit Molecule (2010) 9  Mind-blowingObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Strassman and Hancock explore connections between human spirituality and neuroscience through psychedelics.
  16. Movie DetailsDrive (2011) 9  With Sex/Nudity
    Getaway driver Ryan Gosling falls in love with his married neighbor. Badass, stylish character study.
  17. Movie DetailsFighter, The (2010) 9  SportDocumentary/True
    The early years of boxer Micky Ward and his blue-collar family who misguidedly exploit him.
  18. Movie DetailsHow to Die in Oregon (2011) 9  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Peter Richardson's respectful, heartbreaking documentary about physician-assisted suicide and the beauty of life.
  19. Movie DetailsIllusionist, The (2010) 9  AnimationComedy
    An out-of-work, aging French magician travels to Scotland and meets a young woman.
  20. Movie DetailsInside Job (2010) 9  ConspiracyDocumentary/True
    Comprehensive analysis of the global financial crisis of 2008. Corruption in politics, regulation and academia.
  21. Movie DetailsKing's Speech, The (2010) 9  Documentary/True
    Inspiring portrait of the stammering King George VI of Britain and his ballsy speech therapist.
  22. Movie DetailsMelancholia (2011) 9  Sci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
    Kirsten Dunst suffers from melancholia and a mysterious planet threatens Earth. Epic Lars von Trier.
  23. Movie DetailsRango (2011) 9  AnimationComedy
    A chameleon arrives in a lawless Wild West outpost in need of a new sheriff.
  24. Movie DetailsScott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) 9  AnimationComedyFantasyComic Book/Superhero
    Clever graphic novel adaptation about a boy who must defeat his girlfriend's seven evil exes.
  25. Movie DetailsSingle Man, The (2010) 9  With Sex/Nudity
    A heartbroken English professor is having trouble coping with his life in 1960s California. Wonderful.
  26. Movie DetailsSource Code (2011) 9  Mind-blowingSci-Fi
    An ingenious and exciting thriller with some gaps in logic. Profound filmmaking by Duncan Jones.
  27. Movie DetailsSubmarine (2011) 9  Comedy
    A 15-year-old resolves to lose his virginity and save his parents' marriage. Witty and heartfelt.
  28. Movie DetailsTake Shelter (2011) 9  Mind-blowing
    Tense, haunting film about a father being driven mad by apocalyptic visions. Paranoid or prophetic?
  29. Movie DetailsThrough the Wormhole - Season 1 (2010) 9  Mind-blowingSci-FiDocumentary/TrueTV Shows
    Compelling TV series that explores the deepest mysteries of human existence. Hosted by Morgan Freeman.
  30. Movie DetailsToy Story 3 (2010) 9  AnimationComedyFantasy
    Andy's going to college. Even better than the first two, with a particularly poignant ending.
  31. Movie DetailsTriangle (2010) 9  HorrorMind-blowing
    Passengers aboard a yacht are struck by mysterious weather conditions. Time runs in terrifying circles.
  32. Movie DetailsTrue Grit (2010) 9  
    The Coen Brothers' remake of a classic Western has both ugly violence and touching humanity.
  33. Movie DetailsUncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2011) 9  ComedyFantasyObscure/Rare
    On his deathbed, Uncle Boonmee experiences the magical intersection of spirit, animal and human worlds.

  34. VERY GOOD
  35. Movie Details180° South: Conquerors of the Useless (2010) 8  Obscure/RareSportDocumentary/True
    An outdoorsman retraces the epic 1968 journey of his hero Yvon Chouinard to Patagonia. Inspiring.
  36. Movie Details50/50 (2011) 8  ComedyDocumentary/True
    Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays a 27-year-old who was just diagnosed with a rare form of cancer.
  37. Movie DetailsAdjustment Bureau, The (2011) 8  Mind-blowingSci-Fi
    Politician Matt Damon and a ballerina are affected by mysterious forces keeping the lovers apart.
  38. Movie DetailsAdventure Time - Seasons 1 and 2 (2011) 8  AnimationComedyFantasyTV Shows
    A boy and a magical dog are hero-adventurers in the Land of Ooo. Hilariously bizarre.
  39. Movie DetailsAttack the Block (2011) 8  ComedyHorrorSci-Fi
    A rowdy teen gang in South London exuberantly defends their block from an alien invasion.
  40. Movie DetailsBag It (2011) 8  ComedyObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Funny/disturbing environmental documentary about plastic bags, the ACC, BPA, phthalates and child development.
  41. Movie DetailsBatman: Under the Red Hood (2010) 8  AnimationComic Book/Superhero
    Compelling, accessible animated superhero film, featuring Batman, the Red Hood, Nightwing and the Joker.
  42. Movie DetailsBlood Into Wine (2010) 8  ComedyObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Eccentric rocker Maynard James Keenan's journey from L.A. to running a world-class vineyard in Arizona.
  43. Movie DetailsBlue Valentine (2010) 8  With Sex/Nudity
    Deftly alternates between a dysfunctional couple's earlier in-love happiness and their later anguish. Remarkable.
  44. Movie DetailsDangerous Method, A (2011) 8  With Sex/NudityDocumentary/True
    How the relationships between Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud and Sabina Spielrein gave birth to psychoanalysis.
  45. Movie DetailsFuture, The (2011) 8  ComedyObscure/Rare
    Miranda July weaves a magical, heartrending film on loneliness and mortality. And a stray cat.
  46. Movie DetailsHow the Fire Fell (2011) 8  Obscure/RareWith Sex/NudityDocumentary/True
    Edward P. Davee's haunting, dreamlike portrayal of Edmund Creffield's early-1900s cult in Corvallis, Oregon.
  47. Movie DetailsKick-Ass (2010) 8  ComedyComic Book/Superhero
    A high-schooler decides to become a superhero. Ultraviolent, stylized brutality and absurdist comedy ensues.
  48. Movie DetailsLet Me In (2010) 8  FantasyHorrorWith Sex/Nudity
    A bullied young boy befriends a lonely young female vampire in this visceral English-language remake.
  49. Movie DetailsMicmacs (2010) 8  Comedy
    Jeunet's circus-like film about a man with a plan to destroy two big weapons manufacturers.
  50. Movie DetailsMore Tales from the Script (2010) 8  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Fascinating unheard stories from top Hollywood screenwriters. A 47-minute continuation of Tales from the Script.
  51. Movie DetailsOceans (2010) 8  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Exquisite cinematography of majestic undersea creatures with terribly dull, sentimental Pierce Brosnan narration.
  52. Movie DetailsShutter Island (2010) 8  ConspiracyHorrorMind-blowingWith Sex/Nudity
    Leonardo DiCaprio investigates a disappearance from a hospital for the criminally insane. Chilling and clever.
  53. Movie DetailsSplice (2010) 8  HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
    Intelligent creature feature focused on ethical quandaries in biotechnology. What's the worst that could happen?
  54. Movie DetailsSuper 8 (2011) 8  Sci-Fi
    In 1979, a mysterious train crash provides a monster-movie backdrop to a sweet love story.
  55. Movie DetailsThese Amazing Shadows: The Movies That Make America (2011) 8  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    The National Film Registry's history and the cultural, historical and aesthetic significance of motion pictures.
  56. Movie DetailsWaste Land (2011) 8  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Uplifting documentary highlighting the transformative power of art and the beauty of the human spirit.
  57. Movie DetailsWilliam S. Burroughs: A Man Within (2010) 8  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Never-before-seen footage and exclusive interviews with friends and colleagues of the influential postmodernist novelist.

  58. GOOD
  59. Movie DetailsBig River (2010) 7  AnimationObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    An update/companion to 2007's King Corn. Explores the ecological consequences of industrial corn production.
  60. Movie DetailsBlank City (2011) 7  Obscure/RareWith Sex/NudityDocumentary/True
    Snapshot of late 1970s underground/punk filmmaking in New York during the No Wave movement.
  61. Movie DetailsConan O'Brien Can't Stop (2011) 7  ComedyMusical/MusicObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Behind the scenes of Conan O'Brien's frenetic 2010 comedy tour. Revealing but not especially funny.
  62. Movie DetailsCarnage (2011) 7  Comedy
    Two pairs of parents, including Kate Winslet, bicker for 80 minutes in a Brooklyn apartment.
  63. Movie DetailsChloe (2010) 7  With Sex/Nudity
    Implausible psychological drama with lots of nudity by escort Amanda Seyfried and doctor Julianne Moore.
  64. Movie DetailsDolphin Tale (2011) 7  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Charming family film based on a true story. The actual dolphin involved stars as herself.
  65. Movie DetailsExploding Girl, The (2010) 7  Obscure/Rare
    A young epileptic woman, back home from college, struggles with her feelings for her boyfriend.
  66. Movie DetailsGnomeo & Juliet (2011) 7  AnimationComedyFantasy
    It's Toy Story/Shrek with feuding Shakespearean garden gnomes. Charming, bizarre and loaded with pop-culture gags.
  67. Movie DetailsGray Area, The (2010) 7  Obscure/Rare
    Three young men mourn the death of a friend, investigate the circumstances. Shot in Portland.
  68. Movie DetailsGreat Directors (2010) 7  Obscure/RareWith Sex/NudityDocumentary/True
    Conversations with 10 of the world's greatest living directors, including David Lynch and Richard Linklater.
  69. Movie DetailsHappy Town - Episodes 1-8 (2010) 7  HorrorTV Shows
    Paranormal crime drama that aspires to be Twin Peaks. Dark mysteries in an idyllic town.
  70. Movie DetailsHappythankyoumoreplease (2011) 7  Comedy
    Six 20-something, self-absorbed New Yorkers deal with love and the undeniable prospect of actual adulthood.
  71. Movie DetailsIron Man 2 (2010) 7  Sci-FiComic Book/Superhero
    Fun, explosion-packed sequel that's almost as good as the first. Downey Jr. and Rourke shine.
  72. Movie DetailsJack Goes Boating (2010) 7  ComedyObscure/Rare
    Philip Seymour Hoffman explores the dreams and failures of two awkward, working-class New York couples.
  73. Movie DetailsJourney of the Universe (2011) 7  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Explores of the epic history of the cosmos, Earth and humanity. Sometimes goofy but also profound.
  74. Movie DetailsMalice in Wonderland (2010) 7  FantasyObscure/Rare
    A woman descends into a gritty underworld after encountering a London taxi driver. Clever update.
  75. Movie DetailsMetropia (2010) 7  AnimationConspiracyObscure/RareSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
    Bleak dystopian future of Europe with a fascinating, photomontage animation style. An unsettling Orwellian plot.
  76. Movie DetailsMy Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done (2010) 7  Documentary/True
    Werner Herzog and David Lynch! A disturbed man mysteriously slays his mother with a sword.
  77. Movie DetailsRise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) 7  Sci-Fi
    Interesting franchise origin story with dull characters. Heavy on special effects and light on significance.
  78. Movie DetailsRum Diary, The (2011) 7  ComedyWith Sex/NudityDocumentary/True
    Hard-drinking American journalist Johnny Depp takes a newspaper job in Puerto Rico during the 1950s.
  79. Movie DetailsSalt (2010) 7  Conspiracy
    Insanely violent and illogical. CIA agent/Russian spy Angelina Jolie is an unstoppable killing machine.
  80. Movie DetailsSeptien (2011) 7  ComedyObscure/Rare
    Weird little movie about three eccentric brothers. The underlying bearded angst is charming and absurd.
  81. Movie DetailsSidewalls (2011) 7  AnimationComedyObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
    Two neurotic individuals live in neighboring apartments in Buenos Aires. Will they meet? Charming loneliness.
  82. Movie DetailsTRON: Legacy (2010) 7  Sci-Fi
    The son of virtual-world designer Flynn enters The Grid, 20 years after his father's disappearance.
  83. Movie DetailsValhalla Rising (2010) 7  With Sex/Nudity
    Aggressively minimalist, intensely violent film set in the Dark Ages. Brooding and stylish, but unmemorable.
  84. Movie DetailsVegucated (2011) 7  ComedyObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Three New Yorkers adopt a vegan diet for six weeks, get educated about animal agriculture.

  85. FAIR
  86. Movie DetailsAll My Friends Are Funeral Singers (2010) 6  ComedyMusical/MusicObscure/Rare
    A fortuneteller lives in a house crowded with ghosts at the edge of the woods.
  87. Movie DetailsColony (2010) 6  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Slow and unfocused documentary about beekeeping, and the struggle to cope with colony collapse disorder.
  88. Movie DetailsDante's Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010) 6  AnimationHorrorObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
    Animatrix-style companion to EA's video game. Dante enters the nine circles of hell, battles demons.
  89. Movie DetailsHow Beer Saved the World (2011) 6  Obscure/RareDocumentary/TrueTV Shows
    Simplifies human history to exaggerate the importance of beer to civilization. BEER! Extreme hyperbole!
  90. Movie DetailsImmortals (2011) 6  FantasyWith Sex/Nudity
    Tarsem's Greek epic succeeds at being a gorgeous, self-important spectacle. It's less enjoyable than 300.
  91. Movie DetailsIn Time (2011) 6  ConspiracySci-Fi
    Promising concept plays like a contrived mishmash of Logan's Run, Robin Hood, Bonnie and Clyde.
  92. Movie DetailsSuper (2011) 6  ComedyWith Sex/NudityComic Book/Superhero
    A depressed everyday guy transforms himself into the superhero Crimson Bolt. Ellen Page is great.
  93. Movie DetailsTangled (2010) 6  AnimationComedyFantasyMusical/Music
    Disney's story of Rapunzel. A bland, computer-animated corporate musical that made me borderline suicidal.
  94. Movie DetailsTetsuo: The Bullet Man (2010) 6  HorrorObscure/RareSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
    The third film in Tsukamoto's series about technology's dehumanizing influence. Human bodies as weapons.
  95. Movie DetailsYesterday Was a Lie (2010) 6  Musical/MusicObscure/RareSci-Fi
    Ambitious indie that explores the sci-fi film noir genre. Packed with Jung and consciousness theories.

  96. ADEQUATE
  97. Movie DetailsAfter.Life (2010) 5  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
    Christina Ricci is constantly naked in this pretentious horror film featuring a creepy funeral director.
  98. Movie DetailsAlice in Wonderland (2010) 5  Fantasy
    Tim Burton took a story I love, stripped out the allegories and added CGI. Sigh.
  99. Movie DetailsGlitch in the Grid (2011) 5  AnimationObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Three artists find spiritual renewal in this imaginative but self-indulgent film by the Leiser Brothers.
  100. Movie DetailsHalo Legends (2010) 5  AnimationObscure/RareSci-Fi
    Collection of seven Halo stories. Starts out heavy-handedly and badly animated, but eventually gets better.
  101. Movie DetailsPrince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) 5  Fantasy
    A live-action video game featuring a special dagger that can reverse time. Disposable Bruckheimer cinema.
  102. Movie DetailsRed State (2011) 5  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
    Ugly, preachy Kevin Smith film. The teen horror genre plus fundamentalist religious fervor and violence.
  103. Movie DetailsSaving Private Perez (2011) 5  ComedyObscure/Rare
    A Mexican crime lord plans to invade Iraq to rescue his brother. Ridiculous, wacky violence.
  104. Movie DetailsSucker Punch (2011) 5  Fantasy
    Surreal, masturbatory fantasy. Cabaret dancers with guns battle samurai, steampunk Nazis, orcs, dragons and robots.

  105. FROM BAD TO WORSE
    (NO!  MY EYES!  MY EYES!)
  106. Movie DetailsBad Teacher (2011) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
    Gold digger Cameron Diaz is a terrible junior high teacher who wants breast-implant surgery. Misanthropic.
  107. Movie DetailsTakers (2010) CRAP  
    Stylish but clichéd, with hyperactive camera work. Seasoned bank robbers go after an armored car.


  108. Statistical ratings distribution of these 101 films (8.7% of total rated films):
    With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
    (especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
    Average rating for these 101 films: 7.6.

    10:6.9%

    9:24.8%

    8:22.8%

    7:25.7%

    6:9.9%

    5:7.9%

    CRAP:2%



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