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Q. What movie quote do you reference most frequently? (part 1)
"I'm going to need you to go ahead and..." --Office Space (1999)
"My precious." --The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (2002)
"It places the lotion in the basket." --The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
"It's only wafer thin." --Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)
"Now that is a very sharp knife, that is." --Dead Man (1995)
"Man, you've been eatin' retard sandwiches again." --Beautiful Girls (1996)
"He's only mostly dead." --The Princess Bride (1987)
"You bastards!" --South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut (1999)
"...one million dollars!" --Austin Powers (1997)
"You will be." --Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
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