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Q. What is your favorite enema-related quote?

 "This town needs an enema!" --Batman (1989) 
 "Everyone you ever knew will all get chainsaw enemas!" --Ruthless People (1986) 
 "With friends like you, who needs enemas?" --The Road to Wellville (1994) 
 "By the way, I have to ask you this. Have you ever had a barium enema?" --Look Who's Talking (1989) 
 "He was full of pep. Must've had his grande-latte enema." --Fight Club (1999) 
 "With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?" --Short Circuit (1986) 
 "Well, it was a great lunch and enema, thanks." --L.A. Story (1991) 
 Don't care. I'm listening to Aenima by Tool. See you in Arizona Bay. 


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