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Q. Faced with malfunctioning electronics, what movie quote do you use?
"Houston, we have a problem." --Apollo 13 (1995)
"Go ahead, make my day." --Sudden Impact (1983)
"It's alive! It's alive!" --Frankenstein (1931)
"Inconceivable!" --The Princess Bride (1987)
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." --2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
"What we've got here is failure to communicate." --Cool Hand Luke (1967)
"E.T. phone home." --E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
"Number 5 is alive." --Short Circuit (1986)
"It's a piece of crap and it doesn't work!" --Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Hasta la vista, baby." --Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
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