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Q. What do you say to your excessively noisy housepet?
"Silence!" --Queen of Hearts, Alice in Wonderland (1951)
"Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!" --King Arthur, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
"Zip it!" --Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
"Shut up! Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Shut, shut, shut, shut, shut up! Shut up!" --Dean Trumbell, Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
"Bitch, be cool!" --Jules, Pulp Fiction (1994)
"If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you." --Patrick Bateman, American Psycho (2000)
"Shut up! Stop it! you weak! you baby! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" --Carolyn Burnham, American Beauty (1999)
"Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be outta here like shit through a goose." --Dean Vernon Wormer, Animal House (1978)
"If you don't shut up I'm gonna take this rock and bring it down on your head so hard that a substance resembling guacamole is gonna come out of your ears!" --Miles Monroe, Sleeper (1996)
"Shut your pie hole." --Rex, Airheads (1994)
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