Movie Ratings & Reviews
Last film added: January 25, 2021. There are currently 1678 films in the database (since 1996).
Artist, The (2011) 10 

A jaded modern audience can enjoy this silent movie like it's 1927. Remarkable and charming.
Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012) 10 

Her father's ill, ice caps are melting and aurochs are invading six-year-old Hushpuppy's bayou. Love.
Hugo (2011) 10
In the 1930s, a boy lives in the walls of a Paris train station. Extraordinary.
It's Such a Beautiful Day (2012) 10 



Don Hertzfeldt's feature-film version of his animated philosophical trilogy about Bill and his shattered psyche.
Midnight in Paris (2011) 10 



A surreal, inspired masterpiece by Woody Allen about the importance of living in the present.
Moonrise Kingdom (2012) 10 
Wes Anderson's charming story of two 12-year-old lovers who flee their 1960s New England town.
Perks of Being a Wallflower, The (2012) 10
A coming-of-age story about a shy freshman who meets his first love. Surprisingly deep, moving.
Searching for Sugar Man (2012) 10 

The incredible true story of Rodriguez, the greatest 1970s rock icon who never was. Heartwarming.
Tree of Life, The (2011) 10 
Terrence Malick's insightful, gorgeous and bold vision. Sincerely explores the meaning of life and love.
127 Hours (2011) 9 
Mountain climber Aron Ralston's harrowing week trapped in a canyon. Survival instincts and prophetic visions.
Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry (2012) 9 

Documentary about the life of celebrated Chinese artist and outspoken dissident Ai Weiwei. Compelling humanity.
Another Earth (2011) 9 

A second Earth from a parallel universe appears in the sky. A meditation on destiny.
Argo (2012) 9 

Amazing CIA-Canadian secret operation, via Hollywood, to return six Americans during the Iran hostage crisis.
Beginners (2011) 9 

Mike Mills's story of a graphic artist whose terminally ill father announces that he's gay.
Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey (2011) 9 

The story of puppeteer Kevin Clash, the heart and soul of Elmo. Touching and inspiring.
Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2011) 9 

Inside France's Chauvet Cave, Werner Herzog idiosyncratically explores the history of art and human culture.
Descendants, The (2011) 9 
George Clooney reconnects with his two daughters after his wife is seriously injured. Poignant imperfections.
Django Unchained (2012) 9 
Tarantino's story of a freed slave, German bounty hunter and brutal Mississippi plantation owner. Nuts.
Drive (2011) 9 
Getaway driver Ryan Gosling falls in love with his married neighbor. Badass, stylish character study.
Holy Motors (2012) 9 

Limousine-traveling man assumes nine diverse identities. Dreamlike metaphor for acting/life, the masks of each genre.
How to Die in Oregon (2011) 9 


Peter Richardson's respectful, heartbreaking documentary about physician-assisted suicide and the beauty of life.
Incendies (2011) 9 
Twins journey to the Middle East to discover their mysterious family history. Earth-shattering Greek tragedy.
Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2012) 9 
Documentary on 85-year-old Tokyo sushi master Jiro Ono. Inspiring example of dedication to a craft.
Kid with a Bike, The (2012) 9
The Dardenne Brothers' affecting story of a young boy abandoned to a state-run youth farm.
Life of Pi (2012) 9 
A shipwrecked Indian boy survives on a lifeboat, with zoo animals for company. Magical fable.
Looper (2012) 9 


In 2042, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a hired assassin who kills people sent from the future.
Melancholia (2011) 9 

Kirsten Dunst suffers from melancholia and a mysterious planet threatens Earth. Epic Lars von Trier.
Rango (2011) 9 

A chameleon arrives in a lawless Wild West outpost in need of a new sheriff.
Ruby Sparks (2012) 9 

Ingenious dissection of a man falling in love with his own idea of a woman.
Safety Not Guaranteed (2012) 9 

A man places a classified ad seeking a companion for time travel. Genuinely touching, sweet.
Senna (2011) 9 

Poignant documentary of the rise and tragic death of Brazilian F1 racing driver Ayrton Senna.
Separation, A (2011) 9
The unexpected consequence of an Iranian couple arguing about living abroad and choosing to divorce.
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 9 


Warm, quirky film about dealing with mental illness (through football, dance). Jennifer Lawrence is wonderful.
Source Code (2011) 9 

An ingenious and exciting thriller with some gaps in logic. Profound filmmaking by Duncan Jones.
Submarine (2011) 9 
A 15-year-old resolves to lose his virginity and save his parents' marriage. Witty and heartfelt.
Take Shelter (2011) 9 
Tense, haunting film about a father being driven mad by apocalyptic visions. Paranoid or prophetic?
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2011) 9 


On his deathbed, Uncle Boonmee experiences the magical intersection of spirit, animal and human worlds.
Zero Dark Thirty (2012) 9 
Riveting story of the decade-long manhunt for Osama bin Laden. Finale balances catharsis with despair.
50/50 (2011) 8 

Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays a 27-year-old who was just diagnosed with a rare form of cancer.
5 Broken Cameras (2012) 8 

Intimate study of a small West Bank village's protests against Israeli soldiers. Injustice, violence, resolve.
Adjustment Bureau, The (2011) 8 

Politician Matt Damon and a ballerina are affected by mysterious forces keeping the lovers apart.
Adventure Time - Seasons 1 and 2 (2011) 8 



A boy and a magical dog are hero-adventurers in the Land of Ooo. Hilariously bizarre.
Attack the Block (2011) 8 


A rowdy teen gang in South London exuberantly defends their block from an alien invasion.
Avengers, The (2012) 8 


Nick Fury brings together Marvel superheroes to save the Earth from Loki. Very balanced effort.
Bag It (2011) 8 


Funny/disturbing environmental documentary about plastic bags, the ACC, BPA, phthalates and child development.
Chicken with Plums (2012) 8 
Melancholic, humorous fable about a violinist's last days, and passionate love lost in 1950s Iran.
Chronicle (2012) 8 
Don't abuse your children or they might grow up to destroy Seattle with powerful telekinesis.
City Dark, The (2012) 8 

Documentary about the human and global consequences of modern light pollution and the disappearing stars.
Cloud Atlas (2012) 8 

An ambitious, sprawling epic from the Wachowskis and Tom Tykwer. Complex, spectacular, gimmicky and disjointed.
Cold Weather (2011) 8 

Charming mumblecore mystery set in Portland, Oregon. I want to be friends with the leads.
Dangerous Method, A (2011) 8 

How the relationships between Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud and Sabina Spielrein gave birth to psychoanalysis.
Dark Knight Rises, The (2012) 8 


Very emotionally dark film that rises to an impressive, satisfying finale for Nolan's Batman trilogy.
Everything is a Remix (2012) 8 

Four-part video series by Kirby Ferguson about the culture of copying, transforming and combining media.
Forks Over Knives (2011) 8 

Vast evidence that a whole foods, plant-based diet can reverse diseases caused by animal-based foods.
Future, The (2011) 8 

Miranda July weaves a magical, heartrending film on loneliness and mortality. And a stray cat.
How the Fire Fell (2011) 8 


Edward P. Davee's haunting, dreamlike portrayal of Edmund Creffield's early-1900s cult in Corvallis, Oregon.
Indie Game: The Movie (2012) 8 
Follows the emotional journeys of independent game development, featuring Super Meat Boy, Fez and Braid.
Invisible War, The (2012) 8 
Investigation of the rape epidemic in the U.S. military and its profound consequences. Tragic, appalling.
Light Bulb Conspiracy: The Untold Story of Planned Obsole... (2011) 8 


History of planned obsolescence, the hidden mechanism at the heart of our wasteful consumer society.
Lincoln (2012) 8 
Spielberg's portrait of a deeply conflicted Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War. Incredibly well-written dialogue.
Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011) 8 
Elizabeth Olsen struggles with her fragmented identity and family situation after fleeing an abusive cult.
Master, The (2012) 8 
Directionless WWII Navy veteran meets the charismatic leader of The Cause. Draws from Scientology's origins.
Moneyball (2011) 8 

Billy Beane's management of the Oakland A's baseball team through new computer-based analysis. Intelligent.
Moon Man (2012) 8 


Moon Man hitches a ride to Earth on a comet and discovers children need him.
ParaNorman (2012) 8 



Norman survives stop-motion ghosts, zombies and grownups to save his town from a centuries-old curse.
Prometheus (2012) 8 

Waxes philosophical and connects the Aliens franchise with Chariots of the Gods and Jesus Christ.
Room on the Broom (2012) 8 




A gentle witch offers rides to a variety of animals on her increasingly crowded broom.
Skin I Live In, The (2011) 8 


AlmodĂłvar's dark-as-hell portrait of a plastic surgeon working to perfect synthetic human skin. Gorgeous, perverse.
Super 8 (2011) 8 
In 1979, a mysterious train crash provides a monster-movie backdrop to a sweet love story.
These Amazing Shadows: The Movies That Make America (2011) 8 

The National Film Registry's history and the cultural, historical and aesthetic significance of motion pictures.
Vanishing of the Bees (2011) 8 

Investigation into implications of the worldwide collapse of the honeybee. Slow death by systemic pesticides.
Waste Land (2011) 8 

Uplifting documentary highlighting the transformative power of art and the beauty of the human spirit.
Wreck-It Ralph (2012) 8 

Charming pixel-art story of an arcade video game villain who wants to be a hero.
2 Days in New York (2012) 7 

Artist Julie Delpy's neurotic French family visits New York for the weekend. A likable farce.
Adventures of Tintin, The (2011) 7 
Spielberg and Peter Jackson adapt Georges Remi's classic comic strip about journalist Tintin and Snowy.
Black Power Mixtape 1967-1975, The (2011) 7 

Found footage shot by Swedish journalists documenting the Black Power Movement. Great Angela Davis interviews.
Blank City (2011) 7 


Snapshot of late 1970s underground/punk filmmaking in New York during the No Wave movement.
Cabin in the Woods, The (2012) 7 



Turns the horror genre on its head, but crammed with excessive wink-wink cleverness and CGI.
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) 7 


Steve Rogers volunteers for a top-secret research project that turns him into Captain America. Charming.
Carnage (2011) 7 
Two pairs of parents, including Kate Winslet, bicker for 80 minutes in a Brooklyn apartment.
Cat in Paris, A (2012) 7 

Charming, attractive animated feature centered on cat burgling. Made with traditional ink and paint cartooning.
Conan O'Brien Can't Stop (2011) 7 



Behind the scenes of Conan O'Brien's frenetic 2010 comedy tour. Revealing but not especially funny.
Contagion (2011) 7
Soderberg's disaster-thriller about a deadly outbreak of infectious disease and the dire global consequences.
Dogtooth (2011) 7 
Bizarre, perverse black comedy about homeschooled siblings in Greece. Mesmerizing like an incestuous car crash.
Dolphin Tale (2011) 7 

Charming family film based on a true story. The actual dolphin involved stars as herself.
Everything Must Go (2011) 7 
Alcoholic Will Ferrell relapses and ruins his life, then begins living on his front lawn.
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2011) 7
A nine-year-old copes with the loss of his father on 9/11. Poignant, manipulative, almost exploitative.
Frankenweenie (2012) 7 



Tim Burton's stop-motion love story between a boy and his (undead) dog. Classic horror homage.
Gnomeo & Juliet (2011) 7 


It's Toy Story/Shrek with feuding Shakespearean garden gnomes. Charming, bizarre and loaded with pop-culture gags.
Gruffalo's Child, The (2011) 7 



The child of the Gruffalo ignores her father's warnings and seeks the Big Bad Mouse.
Happythankyoumoreplease (2011) 7 
Six 20-something, self-absorbed New Yorkers deal with love and the undeniable prospect of actual adulthood.
House of Pleasures (2011) 7 

Hardship and camaraderie at an upscale Parisian brothel at the turn of the 20th century.
Hunger Games, The (2012) 7 

Jennifer Lawrence's soulfulness carries this televised survival competition in which teenagers fight to the death.
Jesus Henry Christ (2012) 7 

Measured quirkiness that evokes Wes Anderson's style about a 10-year-old prodigy. Toni Collette is great.
Journey of the Universe (2011) 7 

Explores of the epic history of the cosmos, Earth and humanity. Sometimes goofy but also profound.
Just Like Being There (2012) 7 


Celebrates gig posters by contemporary artists nearly 50 years after the first iconic concert posters.
Keyhole (2012) 7 

Guy Maddin's surreal take on Homer's Odyssey. A mysterious, dreamlike journey of Ulysses and ghosts.
Lawless (2012) 7 

The bootlegging Bondurant gang were outlaw heroes during Prohibition. Brutal violence. Tom Hardy is indestructible.
Last Days of the Arctic (2011) 7 

Follows photojournalist Ragnar Axelsson on an evocative photographic journey among the people of the Arctic.
Limitless (2011) 7 
An experimental drug enables a struggling writer's success. Fun fantasy. Requires major suspension of disbelief.
Loneliest Planet, The (2012) 7 

A pivotal, instinctive reaction divides a couple's hiking trek in Georgia's Caucasus Mountains. Slow, stunning.
Monster in Paris, A (2012) 7 


In 1910 Paris, a monster from an eccentric scientist's greenhouse meets a beautiful cabaret singer.
My Week with Marilyn (2011) 7 
Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe in 1956, through the eyes of a London film student.
Perfect Sense (2012) 7 

Follows Ewan McGregor and Eva Green as an epidemic robs people of their sensory perceptions.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) 7 
Interesting franchise origin story with dull characters. Heavy on special effects and light on significance.
Road to Nowhere (2011) 7 

Shannyn Sossamon's emotive performance carries Hellman's thin neo-noir mystery that blurs film with real crime.
Robot & Frank (2012) 7 

An aging ex-jewel thief bonds with a robot butler programmed to look after him. Predictable.
Rum Diary, The (2011) 7 


Hard-drinking American journalist Johnny Depp takes a newspaper job in Puerto Rico during the 1950s.
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012) 7 

As a deadly asteroid approaches, neighbors Steve Carell and Keira Knightley end up traveling together.
Septien (2011) 7 

Weird little movie about three eccentric brothers. The underlying bearded angst is charming and absurd.
Sidewalls (2011) 7 



Two neurotic individuals live in neighboring apartments in Buenos Aires. Will they meet? Charming loneliness.
Starlet (2012) 7 

The unlikely friendship between a 21-year-old actress and a lonely elderly woman in Los Angeles.
Third Contact (2012) 7 




Psychological thriller explores madness, depression, quantum suicide and immortality. It's a dark, puzzling poem.
Vegucated (2011) 7 


Three New Yorkers adopt a vegan diet for six weeks, get educated about animal agriculture.
Awakening, The (2012) 6 

In 1921 England, a boarding school reports sightings of a child ghost. Unresolved, muddled plot.
Beat Hotel, The (2012) 6 

Collects fragments of 1950s-era Ginsberg, Corso, Burroughs and Gysin living in a rundown Paris hotel.
Casa de mi Padre (2012) 6 
Anti-comedy Mexican Western, starring Spanish-speaking cowboy Will Ferrell and drug lord Gael GarcĂa Bernal.
Giant Mechanical Man, The (2012) 6 
Jenna Fischer is charming in this offbeat celebration of confused, aimless adults. Annoying supporting characters.
How Beer Saved the World (2011) 6 


Simplifies human history to exaggerate the importance of beer to civilization. BEER! Extreme hyperbole!
Hyde Park on Hudson (2012) 6 

On the eve of WWII, Bill Murray is FDR and Laura Linney is his mistress.
Immortals (2011) 6 

Tarsem's Greek epic succeeds at being a gorgeous, self-important spectacle. It's less enjoyable than 300.
In Time (2011) 6 

Promising concept plays like a contrived mishmash of Logan's Run, Robin Hood, Bonnie and Clyde.
John Carter (2012) 6 

Hectic, violent CGI epic about Mars. Sort of fun, but I was never emotionally invested.
Last Night (2011) 6
Tense study of whether tempted spouses will actually commit adultery. Knightley glows, Worthington is dull.
Dr. Seuss' The Lorax (2012) 6 



Hyperactive disservice to Seuss. Teaches how to blindly consume and toss marshmallows to adorable bears.
Love (2012) 6 

Lonely astronaut stranded aboard the ISS develops cabin fever, becomes one with the universe. Posthumanism.
Man with the Iron Fists, The (2012) 6
RZA's martial arts thriller combines kung-fu action and hip-hop style. Saga of a Chinese blacksmith.
Mirror Mirror (2012) 6 


Visually stunning like all Tarsem movies, and Julia Roberts was cast appropriately, but jarringly jokey/dopey.
On the Road (2012) 6 

I struggled to get into this disappointing yet interesting-enough adaptation of the 1957 Kerouac novel.
Puss in Boots (2011) 6 


Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek are swashbuckling cats in this Shrek spinoff. Generally cute, fun.
Rid of Me (2011) 6 

A socially awkward newlywed's emotional breakdown and rebirth in Laurelwood, Oregon. A hard-to-watch indie.
Rubber (2011) 6 

Dupieux's surreal grindhouse spoof and commentary on the absurdity of cinema, starring a homicidal tire.
Silent House (2012) 6 
Thrilling performance from Elizabeth Olsen. Shot to mimic one continuous real-time take. Letdown by ending.
Sleeping Beauty (2011) 6 
Detached, calculating portrait of a directionless, unaware student drawn into a mysterious world of desires.
Student Services (2011) 6 



A 19-year-old freshman in France, desperate for cash, is enticed into a life of prostitution.
Super (2011) 6 


A depressed everyday guy transforms himself into the superhero Crimson Bolt. Ellen Page is great.
Thor (2011) 6 

The powerful but arrogant warrior Thor is cast out of Asgard and sent to Earth.
Way, The (2011) 6 
A grieving father embarks on the Camino de Santiago pilgrimage. Sincere, but too explanatory, awkward.
FDR: American Badass! (2012) 5 


As expected, the two-minute trailer was funnier than the movie. Crude/dumb humor, with Nazi werewolves.
Glitch in the Grid (2011) 5 


Three artists find spiritual renewal in this imaginative but self-indulgent film by the Leiser Brothers.
Last Days of the World, The (2011) 5 



A bored Japanese teenager learns that Earth will be destroyed. Surreal, kinky and borderline exploitative.
Red State (2011) 5 

Ugly, preachy Kevin Smith film. The teen horror genre plus fundamentalist religious fervor and violence.
Saving Private Perez (2011) 5 

A Mexican crime lord plans to invade Iraq to rescue his brother. Ridiculous, wacky violence.
Sucker Punch (2011) 5 
Surreal, masturbatory fantasy. Cabaret dancers with guns battle samurai, steampunk Nazis, orcs, dragons and robots.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) 5 


Unrelenting sound and fury. I appreciated the alternate Apollo and Chernobyl histories. But it's vapid.
Bad Teacher (2011) CRAP 

Gold digger Cameron Diaz is a terrible junior high teacher who wants breast-implant surgery. Misanthropic.
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Statistical ratings distribution of these 146 films (8.7% of total rated films):
With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
(especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
Average rating for these 146 films: 7.5.
| 10: | 6.2% |
| 9: | 19.9% |
| 8: | 24% |
| 7: | 28.1% |
| 6: | 16.4% |
| 5: | 4.8% |
| CRAP: | 0.7% |
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