SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 review
Monday, August 30, 2004
I haven’t actually seen SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (and have no plans to torture myself in this manner), but I was perusing the Salem movie listings on the Statesman Journal website today when I found this review:
Super-stupid ‘Super Babies’ a tragic form of adult abuse
There are many reactions a reasonably intelligent human older than age 7 might have to watching “SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2.”
First, a person might run out of the theater shrieking “My eyes! My eyes!” Trust me, this reaction would be more than understandable.
Or a person might just fall asleep. Of course there’s no telling what kind of subliminal psychic damage could result from this reaction, so be careful.
There always is the chance that a person might laugh. Not the good-natured, happy laugh of the entertained. This would be more the maniacal laugh of those who soon will be reduced to eating insects and communicating with cleaning products.
This is the best movie review I’ve read in weeks! It almost makes the existence of the Baby Geniuses franchise worthwhile.
Oh, wait. No, it doesn’t.
(By the way, you can read film reviews by yours truly at Filmometer.)