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Welcome to Filmometer! This site features sortable film ratings and "15 Word Reviews" of movies released since 1997. You will also find weekly movie polls and a growing number of movie lists. How does the ratings system work? Learn more about Filmometer.

The movie lists section contains some of my own picks, plus lists including the AFI's top 100 American films and the Academy Awards Winners for Best Picture. The links page provides additional online resources for film enthusiasts. Below you will find a random sampling of films reviewed by Filmometer. Thanks for visiting!



Featured films for Monday, April 21, 2025 at 11:08 am


Incendies

Incendies Twins journey to the Middle East to discover their mysterious family history. Earth-shattering Greek tragedy.  Rating: 9 

2011

Foreign

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Genres/categories: Documentary/True


The Babadook

The Babadook A single mother and her troubled boy find a creepy children's book. Slowly enveloping dread.  Rating: 8 

2014

English

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Genres/categories: Horror


Cave of Forgotten Dreams

Cave of Forgotten Dreams Inside France's Chauvet Cave, Werner Herzog idiosyncratically explores the history of art and human culture.  Rating: 9 

2011

English

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Genres/categories: Obscure/RareDocumentary/True


How Beer Saved the World

How Beer Saved the World Simplifies human history to exaggerate the importance of beer to civilization. BEER! Extreme hyperbole!  Rating: 6 

2011

English

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Genres/categories: Obscure/RareDocumentary/TrueTV Shows


Meet the Spartans

Meet the Spartans Friedberg and Seltzer reinforce their status as truly unparalleled hacks of the spoof genre. Terrible.  Rating: CRAP 

2008

English

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Genres/categories: Comedy


Road to Nowhere

Road to Nowhere Shannyn Sossamon's emotive performance carries Hellman's thin neo-noir mystery that blurs film with real crime.  Rating: 7 

2011

English

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Genres/categories: Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity


Chloe

Chloe Implausible psychological drama with lots of nudity by escort Amanda Seyfried and doctor Julianne Moore.  Rating: 7 

2010

English

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Genres/categories: With Sex/Nudity


Pontypool

Pontypool Thoughtful psychological thriller. A virus with zombie-like symptoms is somehow infecting a small Ontario town.  Rating: 7 

2010

English

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Genres/categories: HorrorObscure/Rare



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