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and "15 Word Reviews" of movies released since 1997.
You will also find weekly movie polls and
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plus lists including the
AFI's top 100 American films and
the Academy Awards Winners for Best Picture.
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Below you will find a random sampling of films reviewed by Filmometer. Thanks for visiting!
Featured films for
Tuesday, March 19, 2024 at 5:24 am
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Lunopolis
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Pseudo-documentary about aliens on the moon and a secret Scientology-like group. A fun, riveting conspiracy.
Rating: 7
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2009
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English
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All My Friends Are Funeral Singers
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A fortuneteller lives in a house crowded with ghosts at the edge of the woods.
Rating: 6
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2010
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A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
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In Iranian ghost-town Bad City, a lonesome vampire stalks residents at night. Charming as hell.
Rating: 9
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2015
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Foreign
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Home
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Adorable cuttlefish-like aliens attack Earth, then learn to love Rihanna's music. I guess? Zany, underdeveloped.
Rating: 5
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2015
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A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflect...
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Series of absurdist episodes, many involving a pair of hapless novelty salesman. Completes Swedish trilogy.
Rating: 8
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2015
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Foreign
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Race to Witch Mountain
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Good, family-friendly Disney fun that damages your will to live. Spectacularly bland and poorly written.
Rating: 5
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2009
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Up in the Air
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Downsizing expert Clooney spends his days isolated in planes and hotels. Complex, intelligent and moving.
Rating: 9
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2009
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The Emoji Movie
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They turned a smartphone messaging app into a movie? I was nihilistically curious. WEARY. GRIMACING.
Rating: CRAP
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2017
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