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Welcome to Filmometer! This site features sortable film ratings and "15 Word Reviews" of movies released since 1997. You will also find weekly movie polls and a growing number of movie lists. How does the ratings system work? Learn more about Filmometer.

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Featured films for Thursday, May 24, 2012 at 6:56 am


Let the Right One In

Let the Right One In A dark, dreamlike fairytale about a young Scandinavian vampire that explores a tender childhood friendship.  Rating: 9 

2008

Foreign

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Genres/categories: FantasyHorror


Choke

Choke Screen adaptation of the Palahniuk novel about a sex-addicted scam artist and his hospitalized mother.  Rating: 6 

2008

English

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Genres/categories: ComedyWith Sex/Nudity


Up

Up An old man ties thousands of balloons to his house, flies to South America. Poignant.  Rating: 9 

2009

English

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Genres/categories: AnimationComedy


Splice

Splice Intelligent creature feature focused on ethical quandaries in biotechnology. What's the worst that could happen?  Rating: 8 

2010

English

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Genres/categories: HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity


Septien

Septien Weird little movie about three eccentric brothers. The underlying bearded angst is charming and absurd.  Rating: 7 

2011

English

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Genres/categories: ComedyObscure/Rare


Oceans

Oceans Exquisite cinematography of majestic undersea creatures with terribly dull, sentimental Pierce Brosnan narration.  Rating: 8 

2010

English

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Genres/categories: Obscure/RareDocumentary/True


In Time

In Time Promising concept plays like a contrived mishmash of Logan's Run, Robin Hood, Bonnie and Clyde.  Rating: 6 

2011

English

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Genres/categories: Sci-Fi


Bride Wars

Bride Wars Was subjected to this loathsome, soul-crushingly shallow piece while traveling, almost killed self. Fuck this.  Rating: CRAP 

2009

English

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Genres/categories: Comedy



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