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Welcome to Filmometer! This site features sortable film ratings and "15 Word Reviews" of movies released since 1997. You will also find weekly movie polls and a growing number of movie lists. How does the ratings system work? Learn more about Filmometer.

The movie lists section contains some of my own picks, plus lists including the AFI's top 100 American films and the Academy Awards Winners for Best Picture. The links page provides additional online resources for film enthusiasts. Below you will find a random sampling of films reviewed by Filmometer. Thanks for visiting!



Featured films for Wednesday, June 20, 2018 at 2:48 am


Another Year

Another Year British dramedy of weak, ordinary characters. Every dull statement is a rhetorical question, isn't it?  Rating: 6 

2010

English

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Genres/categories: Comedy


The Lobster

The Lobster Absurd allegory for how society regards romantic relationships and loneliness. A provocative, original love story.  Rating: 8 

2016

English

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Genres/categories: ComedySci-Fi


Lady Bird

Lady Bird In 2002, 17-year-old Saoirse Ronan comes of age in Sacramento. Gerwig is keenly perceptive, funny.  Rating: 10 

2017

English

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Genres/categories: ComedyWith Sex/Nudity


Frequencies

Frequencies Ambitiously explores philosophical notions of fate and free will in an alternate reality of frequencies.  Rating: 7 

2014

English

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Genres/categories: Obscure/RareSci-Fi


Gamer

Gamer Brainless, ultraviolent sci-fi mishmash of bad writing, bad acting, jerky editing, digital effects and boobs.  Rating: CRAP 

2009

English

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Genres/categories: Sci-FiWith Sex/Nudity


World War Z

World War Z U.N. employee Brad Pitt races around the world trying to stop the deadly zombie pandemic.  Rating: 7 

2013

English

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Genres/categories: HorrorSci-Fi


The Truth About Romance

The Truth About Romance Losing what you thought you wanted can reveal a new adventure. Danielle Jackson is magnetic.  Rating: 8 

2013

English

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Genres/categories: ComedyObscure/Rare


Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus

Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus Two rather insufferable young Americans seek the legendary hallucinogenic cactus in Chile. Anticlimactic drug trip.  Rating: 6 

2013

English

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Genres/categories: ComedyObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity



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