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Welcome to Filmometer! This site features sortable film ratings and "15 Word Reviews" of movies released since 1997. You will also find weekly movie polls and a growing number of movie lists. How does the ratings system work? Learn more about Filmometer.

The movie lists section contains some of my own picks, plus lists including the AFI's top 100 American films and the Academy Awards Winners for Best Picture. The links page provides additional online resources for film enthusiasts. Below you will find a random sampling of films reviewed by Filmometer. Thanks for visiting!



Featured films for Tuesday, January 22, 2019 at 1:22 am


Safety Not Guaranteed

Safety Not Guaranteed A man places a classified ad seeking a companion for time travel. Genuinely touching, sweet.  Rating: 9 

2012

English

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Genres/categories: ComedySci-Fi


Tangerine

Tangerine A transgender prostitute tears through L.A. on Christmas Eve seeking her unfaithful pimp. Raunchy, empathetic.  Rating: 8 

2015

English

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Genres/categories: ComedyObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity


The Zero Theorem

The Zero Theorem A computer hacker trying to discover the meaning of life keeps being interrupted by Management.  Rating: 7 

2014

English

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Genres/categories: FantasySci-FiWith Sex/Nudity


Lady Ninja Kaede 2

Lady Ninja Kaede 2 Why? Bizarre, terrible Japanese erotica. Lady ninja's mission is to destroy an Edo sex cult.  Rating: CRAP 

2009

Foreign

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Genres/categories: Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity


Nowhere Boy

Nowhere Boy Chronicle of John Lennon's emotional teenage years, marked by the reentrance of his absentee mother.  Rating: 7 

2010

English

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Genres/categories: Musical/MusicDocumentary/True


Moon

Moon One man and a computer run a lunar base that supplies Earth with energy. Meditative.  Rating: 10 

2009

English

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Genres/categories: Mind-blowingSci-Fi


Star Wars: Episode VII - The For...

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens Abrams redeems the franchise as much as could be expected. WTF, giant Lincoln Memorial Gollum.  Rating: 8 

2015

English

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Genres/categories: FantasySci-Fi


Predestination

Predestination Paradoxical head-trip. A temporal agent pursues an elusive terrorist through time, tries to prevent disasters.  Rating: 9 

2015

English

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Genres/categories: Mind-blowingSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity



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