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Welcome to Filmometer! This site features sortable film ratings and "15 Word Reviews" of movies released since 1997. You will also find weekly movie polls and a growing number of movie lists. How does the ratings system work? Learn more about Filmometer.

The movie lists section contains some of my own picks, plus lists including the AFI's top 100 American films and the Academy Awards Winners for Best Picture. The links page provides additional online resources for film enthusiasts. Below you will find a random sampling of films reviewed by Filmometer. Thanks for visiting!



Featured films for Monday, March 15, 2010 at 11:08 am


Inglourious Basterds

Inglourious Basterds A funny, violent Tarantino film about guerrilla soldiers in Nazi-occupied France during World War II.  Rating: 10 

2009

English

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Genres/categories: True


Get Smart

Get Smart Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway are super-secret spies or whatever. Can their gadgets defeat KAOS?  Rating: 6 

2008

English

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Genres/categories: Comedy


Thumbsucker

Thumbsucker A quirky 17-year-old who still sucks his thumb grapples with the anxiety of impending adulthood.  Rating: 7 

2005

English

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Genres/categories: Comedy


Werckmeister Harmonies

Werckmeister Harmonies Darkness descends. A bleak, mysterious and meditative art film. It's also cryptic, tedious and pretentious.  Rating: 7 

2001

Foreign

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Genres/categories: HorrorObscure


The Animation Show

The Animation Show A collection of short films (mostly comedy) put together by Mike Judge and Don Hertzfeldt.  Rating: 9 

2003

English

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Genres/categories: AnimationComedyFantasyObscureSci-FiDVD


The Incredible Hulk

The Incredible Hulk Too bad the awkward computer-generated creatures killed the movie, despite Edward Norton. Noisy and boring.  Rating: 6 

2008

English

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Genres/categories: Sci-FiSuperhero


The Spirit

The Spirit Frank Miller's self-aware film noir is gorgeous, vapid, overacted and emotionless. Based on Eisner's comics.  Rating: 5 

2008

English

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Genres/categories: ComedyFantasySexualSuperhero


Gamer

Gamer Brainless, ultraviolent sci-fi mishmash of bad writing, bad acting, jerky editing, digital effects and boobs.  Rating: CRAP 

2009

English

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Genres/categories: Sci-FiSexual



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