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Featured films for
Thursday, May 24, 2012 at 6:56 am
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Let the Right One In
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A dark, dreamlike fairytale about a young Scandinavian vampire that explores a tender childhood friendship.
Rating: 9
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2008
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Choke
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Screen adaptation of the Palahniuk novel about a sex-addicted scam artist and his hospitalized mother.
Rating: 6
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2008
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Up
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An old man ties thousands of balloons to his house, flies to South America. Poignant.
Rating: 9
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2009
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Splice
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Intelligent creature feature focused on ethical quandaries in biotechnology. What's the worst that could happen?
Rating: 8
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2010
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Septien
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Weird little movie about three eccentric brothers. The underlying bearded angst is charming and absurd.
Rating: 7
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2011
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Oceans
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Exquisite cinematography of majestic undersea creatures with terribly dull, sentimental Pierce Brosnan narration.
Rating: 8
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2010
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In Time
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Promising concept plays like a contrived mishmash of Logan's Run, Robin Hood, Bonnie and Clyde.
Rating: 6
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2011
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Bride Wars
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Was subjected to this loathsome, soul-crushingly shallow piece while traveling, almost killed self. Fuck this.
Rating: CRAP
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2009
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