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Q. What movie quote do you reference most frequently? (part 1)

 "I'm going to need you to go ahead and..." --Office Space (1999) 
 "My precious." --The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (2002) 
 "It places the lotion in the basket." --The Silence of the Lambs (1991) 
 "It's only wafer thin." --Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983) 
 "Now that is a very sharp knife, that is." --Dead Man (1995) 
 "Man, you've been eatin' retard sandwiches again." --Beautiful Girls (1996) 
 "He's only mostly dead." --The Princess Bride (1987) 
 "You bastards!" --South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut (1999) 
 "...one million dollars!" --Austin Powers (1997) 
 "You will be." --Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) 

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