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Last film added: March 25, 2017. There are currently 1522 films in the database (since 1996).


    Rated CRAP out of 10

    Search returned all films with a rating of CRAP out of 1522 total films.
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  1. Movie Details10,000 BC (2008) CRAP  Fantasy
  2. Movie Details13 Seconds (2004) CRAP  FantasyHorrorObscure/Rare
  3. Movie Details54 (1998) CRAP  With Sex/NudityDocumentary/True
  4. Movie Details88 Minutes (2008) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  5. Movie DetailsAmerican Werewolf in Paris, An (1997) CRAP  ComedyHorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  6. Movie DetailsAnaconda (1997) CRAP  Horror
  7. Movie DetailsAnimal, The (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  8. Movie DetailsArmageddon (1998) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  9. Movie DetailsAstronaut's Wife, The (1999) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  10. Movie DetailsAvengers, The (1998) CRAP  Comic Book/Superhero
  11. Movie DetailsBad Teacher (2011) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  12. Movie DetailsBalls of Fury (2007) CRAP  ComedySport
  13. Movie DetailsBatman & Robin (1997) CRAP  ComedyFantasySci-FiComic Book/Superhero
  14. Movie DetailsBattlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  15. Movie DetailsBeverly Hills Ninja (1997) CRAP  Comedy
  16. Movie DetailsBio-Dome (1996) CRAP  Comedy
  17. Movie DetailsBordello of Blood (1996) CRAP  ComedyHorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  18. Movie DetailsBride Wars (2009) CRAP  Comedy
  19. Movie DetailsCharlie's Angels (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  20. Movie DetailsCharlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle (2003) CRAP  Comedy
  21. Movie DetailsC.O.G. (2013) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  22. Movie DetailsCommitted (2000) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  23. Movie DetailsCon Air (1997) CRAP  
  24. Movie DetailsContaminated Man, The (2000) CRAP  Obscure/Rare
  25. Movie DetailsCorky Romano (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  26. Movie DetailsCoyote Ugly (2000) CRAP  ComedyMusical/Music
  27. Movie DetailsCruel Intentions (1999) CRAP  
  28. Movie DetailsCurve, The (1998) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  29. Movie DetailsDate Movie (2006) CRAP  Comedy
  30. Movie DetailsDay Without a Mexican, A (2004) CRAP  ComedyFantasyObscure/Rare
  31. Movie DetailsDead Man on Campus (1998) CRAP  Comedy
  32. Movie DetailsDeep Rising (1998) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  33. Movie DetailsDeuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  34. Movie DetailsDirty Work (1998) CRAP  Comedy
  35. Movie DetailsDown to You (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  36. Movie DetailsDrop Dead Gorgeous (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  37. Movie DetailsDrowning Mona (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  38. Movie DetailsDunston Checks In (1996) CRAP  Comedy
  39. Movie DetailsEpic Movie (2007) CRAP  Comedy
  40. Movie DetailsEragon (2006) CRAP  Fantasy
  41. Movie DetailsEvent Horizon (1997) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  42. Movie DetailsEye of the Beholder (1999) CRAP  With Sex/Nudity
  43. Movie DetailsFailure to Launch (2006) CRAP  Comedy
  44. Movie DetailsFalling Sky (1998) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  45. Movie DetailsFearDotCom (2002) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  46. Movie DetailsFlubber (1997) CRAP  ComedyFantasy
  47. Movie DetailsFools Rush In (1997) CRAP  Comedy
  48. Movie DetailsFreddy vs. Jason (2003) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  49. Movie DetailsFriday the 13th (2009) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  50. Movie DetailsGamer (2009) CRAP  Sci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  51. Movie DetailsGhosts of Mars (2001) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  52. Movie DetailsGodzilla (1998) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  53. Movie DetailsHalf Baked (1998) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  54. Movie DetailsHard Rain (1998) CRAP  
  55. Movie DetailsHaunting, The (1999) CRAP  Horror
  56. Movie DetailsHere on Earth (2000) CRAP  
  57. Movie DetailsHollow Man (2000) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  58. Movie DetailsHome Alone 3 (1997) CRAP  Comedy
  59. Movie DetailsHot Chick, The (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  60. Movie DetailsHouse on Haunted Hill (1999) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  61. Movie DetailsHush (1998) CRAP  Obscure/Rare
  62. Movie DetailsI Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) CRAP  Horror
  63. Movie DetailsI Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) CRAP  Horror
  64. Movie DetailsIdle Hands (1999) CRAP  ComedyHorror
  65. Movie DetailsImpostor (2002) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  66. Movie DetailsIn Dreams (1999) CRAP  Horror
  67. Movie DetailsInspector Gadget (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  68. Movie DetailsJawbreaker (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  69. Movie DetailsJust Like Heaven (2005) CRAP  ComedyFantasy
  70. Movie DetailsJosie and the Pussycats (2001) CRAP  ComedyConspiracyMusical/Music
  71. Movie DetailsKnockaround Guys (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  72. Movie DetailsLady Ninja Kaede 2 (2009) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  73. Movie DetailsLake Placid (1999) CRAP  ComedyHorror
  74. Movie DetailsLara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) CRAP  Fantasy
  75. Movie DetailsLara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) CRAP  Fantasy
  76. Movie DetailsLegally Blonde (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  77. Movie DetailsLegally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) CRAP  Comedy
  78. Movie DetailsLoser (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  79. Movie DetailsLost in Space (1998) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  80. Movie DetailsMa Mère (2005) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  81. Movie DetailsMacbeth (2007) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  82. Movie DetailsMeet the Spartans (2008) CRAP  Comedy
  83. Movie DetailsMercury Rising (1998) CRAP  
  84. Movie DetailsMessage in a Bottle (1999) CRAP  
  85. Movie DetailsMiss Congeniality (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  86. Movie DetailsMission to Mars (2000) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  87. Movie DetailsMortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) CRAP  Fantasy
  88. Movie DetailsNew Guy, The (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  89. Movie DetailsNew Rose Hotel (1999) CRAP  Obscure/RareSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  90. Movie DetailsNational Lampoon's Barely Legal (2003) CRAP  ComedyObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  91. Movie DetailsNot Another Teen Movie (2001) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  92. Movie DetailsPatch Adams (1998) CRAP  ComedyDocumentary/True
  93. Movie DetailsPearl Harbor (2001) CRAP  Documentary/True
  94. Movie DetailsPoison Ivy 3: The New Seduction (1997) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  95. Movie DetailsPrey (2007) CRAP  HorrorObscure/RareDocumentary/True
  96. Movie DetailsP.S. I Love You (2007) CRAP  
  97. Movie DetailsRandom Hearts (1999) CRAP  
  98. Movie DetailsRed Planet (2000) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  99. Movie DetailsReindeer Games (2000) CRAP  With Sex/Nudity
  100. Movie DetailsReturn, The (2006) CRAP  
  101. Movie DetailsRunaway Bride (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  102. Movie DetailsSay It Isn't So (2001) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  103. Movie DetailsScooby-Doo (2002) CRAP  ComedyFantasy
  104. Movie DetailsScream 3 (2000) CRAP  ComedyHorror
  105. Movie DetailsS. Darko (2009) CRAP  Obscure/RareSci-Fi
  106. Movie DetailsSharknado (2013) CRAP  HorrorTV Shows
  107. Movie DetailsSigns (2002) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  108. Movie DetailsSlackers (2002) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  109. Movie DetailsSpawn (1997) CRAP  FantasyHorrorComic Book/Superhero
  110. Movie DetailsSpecies II (1998) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  111. Movie DetailsSpeed 2: Cruise Control (1997) CRAP  
  112. Movie DetailsSphere (1998) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  113. Movie DetailsSpice World (1997) CRAP  ComedyFantasyMusical/Music
  114. Movie DetailsStranded (2003) CRAP  Obscure/RareSci-Fi
  115. Movie DetailsStupids, The (1996) CRAP  Comedy
  116. Movie DetailsSummer Catch (2001) CRAP  ComedySport
  117. Movie DetailsSupernova (2000) CRAP  Sci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  118. Movie DetailsSweet Home Alabama (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  119. Movie DetailsSweetest Thing, The (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  120. Movie DetailsSwimfan (2002) CRAP  Sport
  121. Movie DetailsTakers (2010) CRAP  
  122. Movie DetailsTart (2001) CRAP  Obscure/Rare
  123. Movie DetailsThree to Tango (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  124. Movie DetailsTransformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) CRAP  Sci-FiComic Book/Superhero
  125. Movie DetailsTuxedo, The (2002) CRAP  ComedySci-Fi
  126. Movie DetailsUnderworld: Evolution (2006) CRAP  FantasyHorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  127. Movie DetailsVan Wilder (2002) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  128. Movie DetailsVegas Vacation (1997) CRAP  ComedySport
  129. Movie DetailsVery Bad Things (1998) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  130. Movie DetailsVirus (1999) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiComic Book/Superhero
  131. Movie DetailsWaterboy, The (1998) CRAP  ComedySport
  132. Movie DetailsWhere the Heart Is (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  133. Movie DetailsWhite Noise (2005) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  134. Movie DetailsWild Girl Waltz (2013) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  135. Movie DetailsWild Wild West (1999) CRAP  ComedySci-Fi
  136. Movie DetailsWrong Cops (2013) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  137. Movie DetailsYear One (2009) CRAP  Comedy


  138. Statistical ratings distribution of these 137 films (9% of total rated films):
    With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
    (especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
    Average rating for these 137 films: 2.5.

    10:0%

    9:0%

    8:0%

    7:0%

    6:0%

    5:0%

    CRAP:100%



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