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Last film added: September 15, 2018. There are currently 1591 films in the database (since 1996).


    Rated CRAP out of 10

    Search returned all films with a rating of CRAP out of 1591 total films.
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  1. Movie Details10,000 BC (2008) CRAP  Fantasy
  2. Movie Details13 Seconds (2004) CRAP  FantasyHorrorObscure/Rare
  3. Movie Details54 (1998) CRAP  With Sex/NudityDocumentary/True
  4. Movie Details88 Minutes (2008) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  5. Movie DetailsAmerican Werewolf in Paris, An (1997) CRAP  ComedyHorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  6. Movie DetailsAnaconda (1997) CRAP  Horror
  7. Movie DetailsAnimal, The (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  8. Movie DetailsArmageddon (1998) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  9. Movie DetailsAstronaut's Wife, The (1999) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  10. Movie DetailsAvengers, The (1998) CRAP  Comic Book/Superhero
  11. Movie DetailsBad Teacher (2011) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  12. Movie DetailsBalls of Fury (2007) CRAP  ComedySport
  13. Movie DetailsBatman & Robin (1997) CRAP  ComedyFantasySci-FiComic Book/Superhero
  14. Movie DetailsBattlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  15. Movie DetailsBeverly Hills Ninja (1997) CRAP  Comedy
  16. Movie DetailsBio-Dome (1996) CRAP  Comedy
  17. Movie DetailsBordello of Blood (1996) CRAP  ComedyHorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  18. Movie DetailsBride Wars (2009) CRAP  Comedy
  19. Movie DetailsCharlie's Angels (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  20. Movie DetailsCharlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle (2003) CRAP  Comedy
  21. Movie DetailsC.O.G. (2013) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  22. Movie DetailsCommitted (2000) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  23. Movie DetailsCon Air (1997) CRAP  
  24. Movie DetailsContaminated Man, The (2000) CRAP  Obscure/Rare
  25. Movie DetailsCorky Romano (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  26. Movie DetailsCoyote Ugly (2000) CRAP  ComedyMusical/Music
  27. Movie DetailsCruel Intentions (1999) CRAP  
  28. Movie DetailsCurve, The (1998) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  29. Movie DetailsDate Movie (2006) CRAP  Comedy
  30. Movie DetailsDay Without a Mexican, A (2004) CRAP  ComedyFantasyObscure/Rare
  31. Movie DetailsDead Man on Campus (1998) CRAP  Comedy
  32. Movie DetailsDeep Rising (1998) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  33. Movie DetailsDeuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  34. Movie DetailsDirty Work (1998) CRAP  Comedy
  35. Movie DetailsDown to You (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  36. Movie DetailsDrop Dead Gorgeous (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  37. Movie DetailsDrowning Mona (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  38. Movie DetailsDunston Checks In (1996) CRAP  Comedy
  39. Movie DetailsEmoji Movie, The (2017) CRAP  AnimationComedy
  40. Movie DetailsEpic Movie (2007) CRAP  Comedy
  41. Movie DetailsEragon (2006) CRAP  Fantasy
  42. Movie DetailsEvent Horizon (1997) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  43. Movie DetailsEye of the Beholder (1999) CRAP  With Sex/Nudity
  44. Movie DetailsFailure to Launch (2006) CRAP  Comedy
  45. Movie DetailsFalling Sky (1998) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  46. Movie DetailsFearDotCom (2002) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  47. Movie DetailsFlubber (1997) CRAP  ComedyFantasy
  48. Movie DetailsFools Rush In (1997) CRAP  Comedy
  49. Movie DetailsFreddy vs. Jason (2003) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  50. Movie DetailsFriday the 13th (2009) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  51. Movie DetailsGamer (2009) CRAP  Sci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  52. Movie DetailsGhosts of Mars (2001) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  53. Movie DetailsGodzilla (1998) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  54. Movie DetailsHalf Baked (1998) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  55. Movie DetailsHard Rain (1998) CRAP  
  56. Movie DetailsHaunting, The (1999) CRAP  Horror
  57. Movie DetailsHere on Earth (2000) CRAP  
  58. Movie DetailsHollow Man (2000) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  59. Movie DetailsHome Alone 3 (1997) CRAP  Comedy
  60. Movie DetailsHot Chick, The (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  61. Movie DetailsHouse on Haunted Hill (1999) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  62. Movie DetailsHush (1998) CRAP  Obscure/Rare
  63. Movie DetailsI Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) CRAP  Horror
  64. Movie DetailsI Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) CRAP  Horror
  65. Movie DetailsIdle Hands (1999) CRAP  ComedyHorror
  66. Movie DetailsImpostor (2002) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  67. Movie DetailsIn Dreams (1999) CRAP  Horror
  68. Movie DetailsInspector Gadget (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  69. Movie DetailsJawbreaker (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  70. Movie DetailsJust Like Heaven (2005) CRAP  ComedyFantasy
  71. Movie DetailsJosie and the Pussycats (2001) CRAP  ComedyConspiracyMusical/Music
  72. Movie DetailsKnockaround Guys (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  73. Movie DetailsLady Ninja Kaede 2 (2009) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  74. Movie DetailsLake Placid (1999) CRAP  ComedyHorror
  75. Movie DetailsLara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) CRAP  Fantasy
  76. Movie DetailsLara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) CRAP  Fantasy
  77. Movie DetailsLegally Blonde (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  78. Movie DetailsLegally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) CRAP  Comedy
  79. Movie DetailsLoser (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  80. Movie DetailsLost in Space (1998) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  81. Movie DetailsMa Mère (2005) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  82. Movie DetailsMacbeth (2007) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  83. Movie DetailsMeet the Spartans (2008) CRAP  Comedy
  84. Movie DetailsMercury Rising (1998) CRAP  
  85. Movie DetailsMessage in a Bottle (1999) CRAP  
  86. Movie DetailsMiss Congeniality (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  87. Movie DetailsMission to Mars (2000) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  88. Movie DetailsMortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) CRAP  Fantasy
  89. Movie DetailsNew Guy, The (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  90. Movie DetailsNew Rose Hotel (1999) CRAP  Obscure/RareSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  91. Movie DetailsNational Lampoon's Barely Legal (2003) CRAP  ComedyObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  92. Movie DetailsNot Another Teen Movie (2001) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  93. Movie DetailsParadox (2018) CRAP  Musical/MusicObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  94. Movie DetailsPatch Adams (1998) CRAP  ComedyDocumentary/True
  95. Movie DetailsPearl Harbor (2001) CRAP  Documentary/True
  96. Movie DetailsPoison Ivy 3: The New Seduction (1997) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  97. Movie DetailsPrey (2007) CRAP  HorrorObscure/RareDocumentary/True
  98. Movie DetailsP.S. I Love You (2007) CRAP  
  99. Movie DetailsRandom Hearts (1999) CRAP  
  100. Movie DetailsRed Planet (2000) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  101. Movie DetailsReindeer Games (2000) CRAP  With Sex/Nudity
  102. Movie DetailsReturn, The (2006) CRAP  
  103. Movie DetailsRunaway Bride (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  104. Movie DetailsSay It Isn't So (2001) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  105. Movie DetailsScooby-Doo (2002) CRAP  ComedyFantasy
  106. Movie DetailsScream 3 (2000) CRAP  ComedyHorror
  107. Movie DetailsS. Darko (2009) CRAP  Obscure/RareSci-Fi
  108. Movie DetailsSharknado (2013) CRAP  HorrorTV Shows
  109. Movie DetailsSigns (2002) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  110. Movie DetailsSlackers (2002) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  111. Movie DetailsSpawn (1997) CRAP  FantasyHorrorComic Book/Superhero
  112. Movie DetailsSpecies II (1998) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  113. Movie DetailsSpeed 2: Cruise Control (1997) CRAP  
  114. Movie DetailsSphere (1998) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  115. Movie DetailsSpice World (1997) CRAP  ComedyFantasyMusical/Music
  116. Movie DetailsStranded (2003) CRAP  Obscure/RareSci-Fi
  117. Movie DetailsStupids, The (1996) CRAP  Comedy
  118. Movie DetailsSummer Catch (2001) CRAP  ComedySport
  119. Movie DetailsSupernova (2000) CRAP  Sci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  120. Movie DetailsSweet Home Alabama (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  121. Movie DetailsSweetest Thing, The (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  122. Movie DetailsSwimfan (2002) CRAP  Sport
  123. Movie DetailsTad the Lost Explorer and the Secret of King Midas (2017) CRAP  AnimationComedyFantasyObscure/Rare
  124. Movie DetailsTakers (2010) CRAP  
  125. Movie DetailsTart (2001) CRAP  Obscure/Rare
  126. Movie DetailsThree to Tango (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  127. Movie DetailsTransformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) CRAP  Sci-FiComic Book/Superhero
  128. Movie DetailsTuxedo, The (2002) CRAP  ComedySci-Fi
  129. Movie DetailsUnderworld: Evolution (2006) CRAP  FantasyHorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  130. Movie DetailsVan Wilder (2002) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  131. Movie DetailsVegas Vacation (1997) CRAP  ComedySport
  132. Movie DetailsVery Bad Things (1998) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  133. Movie DetailsVirus (1999) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiComic Book/Superhero
  134. Movie DetailsWaterboy, The (1998) CRAP  ComedySport
  135. Movie DetailsWhere the Heart Is (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  136. Movie DetailsWhite Noise (2005) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  137. Movie DetailsWild Girl Waltz (2013) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  138. Movie DetailsWild Wild West (1999) CRAP  ComedySci-Fi
  139. Movie DetailsWrong Cops (2013) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  140. Movie DetailsYear One (2009) CRAP  Comedy


  141. Statistical ratings distribution of these 140 films (8.8% of total rated films):
    With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
    (especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
    Average rating for these 140 films: 2.5.

    10:0%

    9:0%

    8:0%

    7:0%

    6:0%

    5:0%

    CRAP:100%



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