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Last film added: January 25, 2021. There are currently 1678 films in the database (since 1996).


    Rated CRAP out of 10

    Search returned all films with a rating of CRAP out of 1678 total films.
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  1. Movie Details10,000 BC (2008) CRAP  Fantasy
  2. Movie Details13 Seconds (2004) CRAP  FantasyHorrorObscure/Rare
  3. Movie Details54 (1998) CRAP  With Sex/NudityDocumentary/True
  4. Movie Details88 Minutes (2008) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  5. Movie DetailsAmerican Werewolf in Paris, An (1997) CRAP  ComedyHorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  6. Movie DetailsAnaconda (1997) CRAP  Horror
  7. Movie DetailsAnimal, The (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  8. Movie DetailsArmageddon (1998) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  9. Movie DetailsAstronaut's Wife, The (1999) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  10. Movie DetailsAvengers, The (1998) CRAP  Comic Book/Superhero
  11. Movie DetailsBad Teacher (2011) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  12. Movie DetailsBalls of Fury (2007) CRAP  ComedySport
  13. Movie DetailsBatman & Robin (1997) CRAP  ComedyFantasySci-FiComic Book/Superhero
  14. Movie DetailsBattlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  15. Movie DetailsBelow Her Mouth (2017) CRAP  With Sex/Nudity
  16. Movie DetailsBeverly Hills Ninja (1997) CRAP  Comedy
  17. Movie DetailsBio-Dome (1996) CRAP  Comedy
  18. Movie DetailsBordello of Blood (1996) CRAP  ComedyHorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  19. Movie DetailsBride Wars (2009) CRAP  Comedy
  20. Movie DetailsCharlie's Angels (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  21. Movie DetailsCharlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle (2003) CRAP  Comedy
  22. Movie DetailsC.O.G. (2013) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  23. Movie DetailsCommitted (2000) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  24. Movie DetailsCon Air (1997) CRAP  
  25. Movie DetailsContaminated Man, The (2000) CRAP  Obscure/Rare
  26. Movie DetailsCorky Romano (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  27. Movie DetailsCoyote Ugly (2000) CRAP  ComedyMusical/Music
  28. Movie DetailsCruel Intentions (1999) CRAP  
  29. Movie DetailsCurve, The (1998) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  30. Movie DetailsDate Movie (2006) CRAP  Comedy
  31. Movie DetailsDay Without a Mexican, A (2004) CRAP  ComedyFantasyObscure/Rare
  32. Movie DetailsDead Man on Campus (1998) CRAP  Comedy
  33. Movie DetailsDeep Rising (1998) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  34. Movie DetailsDesire (2017) CRAP  ComedyObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  35. Movie DetailsDeuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  36. Movie DetailsDirty Work (1998) CRAP  Comedy
  37. Movie DetailsDisappointments Room, The (2016) CRAP  Horror
  38. Movie DetailsDown to You (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  39. Movie DetailsDrop Dead Gorgeous (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  40. Movie DetailsDrowning Mona (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  41. Movie DetailsDunston Checks In (1996) CRAP  Comedy
  42. Movie DetailsEmoji Movie, The (2017) CRAP  AnimationComedy
  43. Movie DetailsEpic Movie (2007) CRAP  Comedy
  44. Movie DetailsEragon (2006) CRAP  Fantasy
  45. Movie DetailsEvent Horizon (1997) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  46. Movie DetailsEye of the Beholder (1999) CRAP  With Sex/Nudity
  47. Movie DetailsFailure to Launch (2006) CRAP  Comedy
  48. Movie DetailsFalling Sky (1998) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  49. Movie DetailsFearDotCom (2002) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  50. Movie DetailsFlubber (1997) CRAP  ComedyFantasy
  51. Movie DetailsFools Rush In (1997) CRAP  Comedy
  52. Movie DetailsFreddy vs. Jason (2003) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  53. Movie DetailsFriday the 13th (2009) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  54. Movie DetailsGamer (2009) CRAP  Sci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  55. Movie DetailsGhosts of Mars (2001) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  56. Movie DetailsGodzilla (1998) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  57. Movie DetailsHalf Baked (1998) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  58. Movie DetailsHard Rain (1998) CRAP  
  59. Movie DetailsHaunting, The (1999) CRAP  Horror
  60. Movie DetailsHere on Earth (2000) CRAP  
  61. Movie DetailsHollow Man (2000) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  62. Movie DetailsHome Alone 3 (1997) CRAP  Comedy
  63. Movie DetailsHot Chick, The (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  64. Movie DetailsHouse on Haunted Hill (1999) CRAP  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  65. Movie DetailsHush (1998) CRAP  Obscure/Rare
  66. Movie DetailsI Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) CRAP  Horror
  67. Movie DetailsI Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) CRAP  Horror
  68. Movie DetailsIdle Hands (1999) CRAP  ComedyHorror
  69. Movie DetailsImpostor (2002) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  70. Movie DetailsIn Dreams (1999) CRAP  Horror
  71. Movie DetailsInspector Gadget (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  72. Movie DetailsJawbreaker (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  73. Movie DetailsJust Like Heaven (2005) CRAP  ComedyFantasy
  74. Movie DetailsJosie and the Pussycats (2001) CRAP  ComedyConspiracyMusical/Music
  75. Movie DetailsKnockaround Guys (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  76. Movie DetailsLady Ninja Kaede 2 (2009) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  77. Movie DetailsLake Placid (1999) CRAP  ComedyHorror
  78. Movie DetailsLara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) CRAP  Fantasy
  79. Movie DetailsLara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) CRAP  Fantasy
  80. Movie DetailsLegally Blonde (2001) CRAP  Comedy
  81. Movie DetailsLegally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) CRAP  Comedy
  82. Movie DetailsLoser (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  83. Movie DetailsLost in Space (1998) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  84. Movie DetailsMa Mère (2005) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  85. Movie DetailsMacbeth (2007) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  86. Movie DetailsMeet the Spartans (2008) CRAP  Comedy
  87. Movie DetailsMercury Rising (1998) CRAP  
  88. Movie DetailsMessage in a Bottle (1999) CRAP  
  89. Movie DetailsMiss Congeniality (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  90. Movie DetailsMission to Mars (2000) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  91. Movie DetailsMortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) CRAP  Fantasy
  92. Movie DetailsNew Guy, The (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  93. Movie DetailsNew Rose Hotel (1999) CRAP  Obscure/RareSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  94. Movie DetailsNational Lampoon's Barely Legal (2003) CRAP  ComedyObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  95. Movie DetailsNot Another Teen Movie (2001) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  96. Movie DetailsParadox (2018) CRAP  Musical/MusicObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  97. Movie DetailsPatch Adams (1998) CRAP  ComedyDocumentary/True
  98. Movie DetailsPearl Harbor (2001) CRAP  Documentary/True
  99. Movie DetailsPets United (2020) CRAP  AnimationComedyObscure/Rare
  100. Movie DetailsPoison Ivy 3: The New Seduction (1997) CRAP  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
  101. Movie DetailsPrey (2007) CRAP  HorrorObscure/RareDocumentary/True
  102. Movie DetailsP.S. I Love You (2007) CRAP  
  103. Movie DetailsRandom Hearts (1999) CRAP  
  104. Movie DetailsRed Planet (2000) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  105. Movie DetailsReindeer Games (2000) CRAP  With Sex/Nudity
  106. Movie DetailsReturn, The (2006) CRAP  
  107. Movie DetailsRunaway Bride (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  108. Movie DetailsSay It Isn't So (2001) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  109. Movie DetailsScooby-Doo (2002) CRAP  ComedyFantasy
  110. Movie DetailsScream 3 (2000) CRAP  ComedyHorror
  111. Movie DetailsS. Darko (2009) CRAP  Obscure/RareSci-Fi
  112. Movie DetailsSharknado (2013) CRAP  HorrorTV Shows
  113. Movie DetailsSigns (2002) CRAP  Sci-Fi
  114. Movie DetailsSlackers (2002) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  115. Movie DetailsSpawn (1997) CRAP  FantasyHorrorComic Book/Superhero
  116. Movie DetailsSpecies II (1998) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  117. Movie DetailsSpeed 2: Cruise Control (1997) CRAP  
  118. Movie DetailsSphere (1998) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  119. Movie DetailsSpice World (1997) CRAP  ComedyFantasyMusical/Music
  120. Movie DetailsStranded (2003) CRAP  Obscure/RareSci-Fi
  121. Movie DetailsStupids, The (1996) CRAP  Comedy
  122. Movie DetailsSummer Catch (2001) CRAP  ComedySport
  123. Movie DetailsSupernova (2000) CRAP  Sci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
  124. Movie DetailsSweet Home Alabama (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  125. Movie DetailsSweetest Thing, The (2002) CRAP  Comedy
  126. Movie DetailsSwimfan (2002) CRAP  Sport
  127. Movie DetailsTad the Lost Explorer and the Secret of King Midas (2017) CRAP  AnimationComedyFantasyObscure/Rare
  128. Movie DetailsTakers (2010) CRAP  
  129. Movie DetailsTart (2001) CRAP  Obscure/Rare
  130. Movie DetailsThree to Tango (1999) CRAP  Comedy
  131. Movie DetailsTransformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) CRAP  Sci-FiComic Book/Superhero
  132. Movie DetailsTuxedo, The (2002) CRAP  ComedySci-Fi
  133. Movie DetailsUnderworld: Evolution (2006) CRAP  FantasyHorrorWith Sex/Nudity
  134. Movie DetailsVan Wilder (2002) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  135. Movie DetailsVegas Vacation (1997) CRAP  ComedySport
  136. Movie DetailsVery Bad Things (1998) CRAP  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
  137. Movie DetailsVirus (1999) CRAP  HorrorSci-FiComic Book/Superhero
  138. Movie DetailsWaterboy, The (1998) CRAP  ComedySport
  139. Movie DetailsWhere the Heart Is (2000) CRAP  Comedy
  140. Movie DetailsWhite Noise (2005) CRAP  HorrorSci-Fi
  141. Movie DetailsWild Girl Waltz (2013) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  142. Movie DetailsWild Wild West (1999) CRAP  ComedySci-Fi
  143. Movie DetailsWrong Cops (2013) CRAP  ComedyObscure/Rare
  144. Movie DetailsYear One (2009) CRAP  Comedy


  145. Statistical ratings distribution of these 144 films (8.6% of total rated films):
    With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
    (especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
    Average rating for these 144 films: 2.5.

    10:0%

    9:0%

    8:0%

    7:0%

    6:0%

    5:0%

    CRAP:100%



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