Movie Ratings & Reviews
Last film added: January 25, 2021. There are currently 1678 films in the database (since 1996).
Happy Accidents (2000) 10 
Marisa Tomei wonders if her boyfriend Vincent D'Onofrio is really a time-traveler, or just delusional.- Memento (2000) 10
A man with no short-term memory uses tattooed notes to hunt down his wife's killer. - Rosetta (2000) 10
The Dardenne Brothers' Dogme 95 film. Young Rosetta will do anything to maintain a job. - You Can Count on Me (2000) 10
Drifter Mark Ruffalo reunites with sister Laura Linney in their childhood hometown. - Amores perros (2000) 9
Three interconnected stories about life in Mexico City are resolved with a fatal car accident. - Chicken Run (2000) 9
Aardman Animations presents a comedy escape drama on a sinister chicken farm in 1950s England. - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) 9
The disappearance of a magical jade sword spurs a breathtaking quest for the missing treasure. - Dark Days (2000) 9
A cinematic portrait of the homeless population living permanently in New York City's underground tunnels. - High Fidelity (2000) 9
John Cusack, a record store owner and compulsive list-maker, recounts his top five relationship breakups. - O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) 9
The Coen Brothers present Homer's Odyssey, set in the 1930s Deep South, starring George Clooney. - Requiem for a Dream (2000) 9
Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. - Songs from the Second Floor (2000) 9
A Roy Andersson film that stimulates thought, encourages people to question things, and invites reflection. - Wonder Boys (2000) 9
English professor Michael Douglas gets caught up in misadventure while trying to finish his novel. - Yi yi (2000) 9
The meaning of life explored through portraits of individual members of a Taiwanese family. - Almost Famous (2000) 8
A high-school boy is given the opportunity to write about a rising 1970s rock band. - Before Night Falls (2000) 8
A portrait of the life of Cuban author and exile Reinaldo Arenas, starring Javier Bardem. - Best in Show (2000) 8
Christopher Guest presents a colorful array of dog owners competing at a national dog show. - Cell, The (2000) 8
Psychotherapist Jennifer Lopez journeys inside a comatose serial killer's mind, hoping to recover information. Graphic. - Dancer in the Dark (2000) 8
Björk arrives in America with her son, expecting life to be like a Hollywood film. - Nine Queens (2000) 8
Two con-artists try to swindle a stamp collector with a sheet of counterfeit rare stamps. - Paragraph 175 (2000) 8
German historian interviews survivors of Nazi persecution of homosexuals under the Paragraph 175 penal code. - Sexy Beast (2000) 8
Brutal gangster Ben Kingsley recruits a retired safecracker for one last job. Jonathan Glazer directs. - Snatch. (2000) 8
Brad Pitt stars as a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion who speaks a hilariously unintelligible dialect. - Tao of Steve, The (2000) 8
An underachieving, overweight kindergarten teacher has developed an effective Zen-like system for seducing women. - Timecode (2000) 8
Mike Figgis's innovative film is composed of four simultaneous takes, each occupying a screen quadrant. - Traffic (2000) 8
America's war on drugs, with Michael Douglas and Benicio Del Toro. An unbeatable market force. - Billy Elliot (2000) 7
A young boy discovers ballet and secretly decides to dance instead of taking boxing lessons. - Cast Away (2000) 7
Tom Hanks talks to a volleyball named Wilson, splits coconuts, and successfully makes fire. - Contender, The (2000) 7
Joan Allen runs for Vice President. What sexy dirt can we dig up on her? - Gift, The (2000) 7
Cate Blanchett has ESP and Katie Holmes flails about while topless. Thought you should know. - Girlfight (2000) 7
Quick-tempered Michelle Rodriguez secretly trains as a boxer. She achieves remarkable success and finds love. - Hamlet (2000) 7
An update of the Shakespeare play, set in New York in 2000, starring Ethan Hawke. - Happenstance (2000) 7
A subtle twist of fate can affect the lives of total strangers. Stars Audrey Tautou. - Hi-Line, The (2000) 7
Set in rural Montana, this thoughtful character drama stars a young naïve Rachael Leigh Cook. - Pitch Black (2000) 7
Marooned space travelers struggle to survive on a deserted, sun-scorched world. Vin Diesel is Riddick. - Pollock (2000) 7
The life, career, and artistic techniques of American painter Jackson Pollock, played by Ed Harris. - Quills (2000) 7
A Napoleonic era asylum confines the pleasure-seeking Marquis de Sade, with laundry maid Kate Winslet. - Shadow of the Vampire (2000) 7
This amusing cannibalization of cinematic history muddles Max Schreck's convincing turn as vampire Count Orlok. - Small Time Crooks (2000) 7
Woody Allen's cookie store business becomes a success, though it was a cover for robbery. - Unbreakable (2000) 7
A mystery thriller about unrealized supernatural powers. Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson star. - X-Men (2000) 7
The superheroes from a private academy for mutants must oppose a powerful mutant terrorist organization. - American Psycho (2000) 6
Christian Bale is a wealthy serial-killer hobbyist with a passion for weapons of human mutilation. - Boiler Room (2000) 6
A derivative story of stock market scammers, chop shops, and conspicuous consumption. Stars Giovanni Ribisi. - Bread and Tulips (2000) 6
This lighthearted comedy traces a married woman's self-discovery in Venice. Contrived, sweet, and escapist. - Erin Brockovich (2000) 6
Single mother Julia Roberts becomes a legal assistant and brings down a toxic power company. - Family Man, The (2000) 6
On Christmas morning, investment broker Nicolas Cage wakes up in a life-altering Dickensian parallel universe. - Gladiator (2000) 6
Set in digitized ancient Rome, this epic spaghetti Western-style movie stars army general Russell Crowe. - Keeping the Faith (2000) 6
Priest Edward Norton and rabbi Ben Stiller both fall in love with Jenna Elfman. - Million Dollar Hotel (2000) 6
A dilapidated California hotel plays host to mentally ill people unable to afford medical insurance. - Mission: Impossible II (2000) 6
Secret agent Tom Cruise seeks a German-manufactured virus before it falls into the wrong hands. - Space Cowboys (2000) 6
A humorous bunch of geriatric NASA astronauts take turns bickering, apologizing, and being implausibly heroic. - U-571 (2000) 6
During WWII, American submariners board a German submarine trying to capture their Enigma cipher machine. - What Lies Beneath (2000) 6
Professor Harrison Ford totally freaks out. Michelle Pfeiffer and model Amber Valletta are quite stunning. - Animal Factory (2000) 5
How to become a hardened criminal in prison. Willem Dafoe mentors young Edward Furlong. - Bedazzled (2000) 5
Brendan Fraser sells his soul to the Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) for seven wishes. Mindless remake. - Bounce (2000) 5
Ben Affleck switches plane tickets with a man. The plane crashes. He meets Gwyneth Paltrow. - Duets (2000) 5
Inside the lives of professional karaoke hustlers. Everyone from Gwyneth Paltrow to Huey Lewis sings. - Final Destination (2000) 5
It begins with a plane crash and demonstrates that you can't cheat predestined death. Much. - Frequency (2000) 5
A firefighter receives future-sent communications via a ham radio and some silly fluke involving sunspots. - Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) 5
Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie have steal to 50 exotic cars in one night. - Gun Shy (2000) 5
Undercover DEA agent Liam Neeson almost gets killed. He begins attending group therapy for support. - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) 5
A live-action remake of the Dr. Seuss book, starring Jim Carrey and cheerfully crass consumerism. - Little Nicky (2000) 5
Adam Sandler is one of Satan's sons. Patricia Arquette's elastic underwear-band saves her from Hell. - Remember the Titans (2000) 5
A story of high school racial integration in the early 1970s, starring Denzel Washington. - Road Trip (2000) 5
Four college friends take a road trip to retrieve a mistakenly mailed sex tape. Crass. - Scary Movie (2000) 5
A spoof of dozens of movies, from Scream to American Beauty to the Sixth Sense. - Titan A.E. (2000) 5
In 3028, cartoon Earth prepares for an attack by the Drej, a vicious alien race. - Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) CRAP
In the year 3000, an alien race tries to enslave humanity. Scientologist John Travolta presides. - Charlie's Angels (2000) CRAP
Cameron, Drew and Lucy Liu encourage objectification by the male gaze and call it liberation. - Committed (2000) CRAP
Adorable nitwit Heather Graham follows her panicked husband across the country. Attempted hilarity ensues. - Contaminated Man, The (2000) CRAP
Natascha McElhone stars in this film about a Hungarian man infected with a deadly pathogen. - Coyote Ugly (2000) CRAP
Jerry Bruckheimer presents Tyra Banks's breasts and some blonde chick with an annoying voice. - Down to You (2000) CRAP
Freddie Prinze Jr. sucks. Julia Stiles sucks. Mutually self-absorbed, together they suck even more. - Drowning Mona (2000) CRAP
A woman drives a car into the river. Everyone in town is a murder suspect. - Here on Earth (2000) CRAP
The presence of Leelee Sobieski is the only conceivable reason to contemplate watching this. - Hollow Man (2000) CRAP
Who would you rape or kill if you could turn invisible? This is boringly dumb. - Loser (2000) CRAP
Irritating college student Jason Biggs falls in love with Mena Suvari. - Miss Congeniality (2000) CRAP
Annoying FBI agent Sandra Bullock goes undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant. - Mission to Mars (2000) CRAP
A boringly sentimental movie about a Mars Recovery Mission. Stars Gary Sinise and Tim Robbins. - Red Planet (2000) CRAP
Val Kilmer and Carrie-Anne Moss are on Mars in 2050, trying to save humanity. - Reindeer Games (2000) CRAP
A violent, preposterous bellyflop of a heist thriller. Stars Ben Affleck and Charlize Theron. - Scream 3 (2000) CRAP
Neve Campbell and David Arquette return for the final chapter of this slasher trilogy. - Supernova (2000) CRAP
A deep-space search and rescue mission that, like the film, goes horribly wrong. - Where the Heart Is (2000) CRAP
Pregnant Natalie Portman is abandoned at an Oklahoma Wal-Mart. Ashley Judd needs to be spayed.
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Statistical ratings distribution of these 84 films (5% of total rated films):
With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
(especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
Average rating for these 84 films: 6.1.
| 10: | 4.8% |
| 9: | 11.9% |
| 8: | 14.3% |
| 7: | 17.9% |
| 6: | 14.3% |
| 5: | 16.7% |
| CRAP: | 20.2% |
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