Movie Ratings & Reviews
Last film added: May 20, 2012. There are currently 1159 films in the database (since 1996).
Artist, The (2011) 10 
A jaded modern audience can enjoy this silent movie like it's 1927. Remarkable and charming.
Hugo (2011) 10
In the 1930s, a boy lives in the walls of a Paris train station. Extraordinary.
Midnight in Paris (2011) 10 


A surreal, inspired masterpiece by Woody Allen about the importance of living in the present.
Tree of Life, The (2011) 10 
Terrence Malick's insightful, gorgeous and bold vision. Sincerely explores the meaning of life and love.
127 Hours (2011) 9 
Mountain climber Aron Ralston's harrowing week trapped in a canyon. Survival instincts and prophetic visions.
Another Earth (2011) 9 

A second Earth from a parallel universe appears in the sky. A meditation on destiny.
Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey (2011) 9 

The story of puppeteer Kevin Clash, the heart and soul of Elmo. Touching and inspiring.
Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2011) 9 

Inside France's Chauvet Cave, Werner Herzog idiosyncratically explores the history of art and human culture.
Descendants, The (2011) 9 
George Clooney reconnects with his two daughters after his wife is seriously injured. Poignant imperfections.
Drive (2011) 9 
Getaway driver Ryan Gosling falls in love with his married neighbor. Badass, stylish character study.
How to Die in Oregon (2011) 9 

Peter Richardson's respectful, heartbreaking documentary about physician-assisted suicide and the beauty of life.
Melancholia (2011) 9 

Kirsten Dunst suffers from melancholia and a mysterious planet threatens Earth. Epic Lars von Trier.
Rango (2011) 9 

A chameleon arrives in a lawless Wild West outpost in need of a new sheriff.
Source Code (2011) 9 

An ingenious and exciting thriller with some gaps in logic. Profound filmmaking by Duncan Jones.
Submarine (2011) 9 
A 15-year-old resolves to lose his virginity and save his parents' marriage. Witty and heartfelt.
Take Shelter (2011) 9 
Tense, haunting film about a father being driven mad by apocalyptic visions. Paranoid or prophetic?
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2011) 9 


On his deathbed, Uncle Boonmee experiences the magical intersection of spirit, animal and human worlds.
50/50 (2011) 8 

Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays a 27-year-old who was just diagnosed with a rare form of cancer.
Adjustment Bureau, The (2011) 8 

Politician Matt Damon and a ballerina are affected by mysterious forces keeping the lovers apart.
Adventure Time - Seasons 1 and 2 (2011) 8 



A boy and a magical dog are hero-adventurers in the Land of Ooo. Hilariously bizarre.
Attack the Block (2011) 8 


A rowdy teen gang in South London exuberantly defends their block from an alien invasion.
Bag It (2011) 8 


Funny/disturbing environmental documentary about plastic bags, the ACC, BPA, phthalates and child development.
Dangerous Method, A (2011) 8 

How the relationships between Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud and Sabina Spielrein gave birth to psychoanalysis.
Future, The (2011) 8 

Miranda July weaves a magical, heartrending film on loneliness and mortality. And a stray cat.
How the Fire Fell (2011) 8 


Edward P. Davee's haunting, dreamlike portrayal of Edmund Creffield's early-1900s cult in Corvallis, Oregon.
Super 8 (2011) 8 
In 1979, a mysterious train crash provides a monster-movie backdrop to a sweet love story.
These Amazing Shadows: The Movies That Make America (2011) 8 

The National Film Registry's history and the cultural, historical and aesthetic significance of motion pictures.
Waste Land (2011) 8 

Uplifting documentary highlighting the transformative power of art and the beauty of the human spirit.
Blank City (2011) 7 


Snapshot of late 1970s underground/punk filmmaking in New York during the No Wave movement.
Conan O'Brien Can't Stop (2011) 7 



Behind the scenes of Conan O'Brien's frenetic 2010 comedy tour. Revealing but not especially funny.
Carnage (2011) 7 
Two pairs of parents, including Kate Winslet, bicker for 80 minutes in a Brooklyn apartment.
Dolphin Tale (2011) 7 

Charming family film based on a true story. The actual dolphin involved stars as herself.
Gnomeo & Juliet (2011) 7 


It's Toy Story/Shrek with feuding Shakespearean garden gnomes. Charming, bizarre and loaded with pop-culture gags.
Happythankyoumoreplease (2011) 7 
Six 20-something, self-absorbed New Yorkers deal with love and the undeniable prospect of actual adulthood.
Journey of the Universe (2011) 7 

Explores of the epic history of the cosmos, Earth and humanity. Sometimes goofy but also profound.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) 7 
Interesting franchise origin story with dull characters. Heavy on special effects and light on significance.
Rum Diary, The (2011) 7 


Hard-drinking American journalist Johnny Depp takes a newspaper job in Puerto Rico during the 1950s.
Septien (2011) 7 

Weird little movie about three eccentric brothers. The underlying bearded angst is charming and absurd.
Sidewalls (2011) 7 



Two neurotic individuals live in neighboring apartments in Buenos Aires. Will they meet? Charming loneliness.
Vegucated (2011) 7 


Three New Yorkers adopt a vegan diet for six weeks, get educated about animal agriculture.
How Beer Saved the World (2011) 6 


Simplifies human history to exaggerate the importance of beer to civilization. BEER! Extreme hyperbole!
Immortals (2011) 6 

Tarsem's Greek epic succeeds at being a gorgeous, self-important spectacle. It's less enjoyable than 300.
In Time (2011) 6 

Promising concept plays like a contrived mishmash of Logan's Run, Robin Hood, Bonnie and Clyde.
Super (2011) 6 


A depressed everyday guy transforms himself into the superhero Crimson Bolt. Ellen Page is great.
Glitch in the Grid (2011) 5 


Three artists find spiritual renewal in this imaginative but self-indulgent film by the Leiser Brothers.
Red State (2011) 5 

Ugly, preachy Kevin Smith film. The teen horror genre plus fundamentalist religious fervor and violence.
Saving Private Perez (2011) 5 

A Mexican crime lord plans to invade Iraq to rescue his brother. Ridiculous, wacky violence.
Sucker Punch (2011) 5 
Surreal, masturbatory fantasy. Cabaret dancers with guns battle samurai, steampunk Nazis, orcs, dragons and robots.
Bad Teacher (2011) CRAP 

Gold digger Cameron Diaz is a terrible junior high teacher who wants breast-implant surgery. Misanthropic.
2011 Releases
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(NO! MY EYES! MY EYES!)Statistical ratings distribution of these 49 films (4.2% of total rated films):
With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
(especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
Average rating for these 49 films: 7.7.
| 10: | 8.2% |
| 9: | 26.5% |
| 8: | 22.4% |
| 7: | 24.5% |
| 6: | 8.2% |
| 5: | 8.2% |
| CRAP: | 2% |
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