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Last film added: January 25, 2021. There are currently 1678 films in the database (since 1996).


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  1. Movie DetailsApollo 11 (2019) 10  Documentary/True
    You know what happens, but it's exhilarating. Spectacular historical preservation of humanity at its united best.
  2. Movie DetailsEndless Poetry (2017) 10  FantasyObscure/RareDocumentary/TrueI own on DVD
    Jodorowsky's vibrant retelling of his life continues. Chronicles personal and artistic development via magical realism.
  3. Movie DetailsGhost Story, A (2017) 10  FantasyFilmometer Best Film of the Year
    Bedsheet-covered meditation on the passage of time and death's inevitability. A profoundly sad haunted house.
  4. Movie DetailsI Am Easy to Find (2019) 10  Musical/MusicObscure/Rare
    Mike Mills, with The National, magnificently captures the meaning of life over 26 subtitled minutes.
  5. Movie DetailsLady Bird (2017) 10  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
    In 2002, 17-year-old Saoirse Ronan comes of age in Sacramento. Gerwig is keenly perceptive, funny.
  6. Movie DetailsParasite (2019) 10  ComedyFilmometer Best Film of the YearAcademy Awards Winner for Best Picture
    Bong Joon-ho masterpiece. A destitute family infiltrates the wealthy in South Korea. Thrilling black comedy.
  7. Movie DetailsRoma (2018) 10  With Sex/Nudity
    Cuarón's tender portrayal of a middle-class family's domestic worker in 1970s Mexico City. Dreamlike memoir.
  8. Movie DetailsShoplifters (2018) 10  With Sex/NudityFilmometer Best Film of the Year
    Masterful portrait of a flawed, unusual family trying to survive in Tokyo. Compassionate, socially conscious.
  9. Movie DetailsWorld of Tomorrow Episode Two: The Burden of Other People... (2017) 10  AnimationComedyMind-blowingObscure/RareSci-Fi
    Dazzling and poignant sci-fi. Don Hertzfeldt reverse-engineered this sequel from audio of his five-year-old niece.
  10. Movie DetailsWorld of Tomorrow Episode Three: The Absent Destinations... (2020) 10  AnimationComedyMind-blowingObscure/RareSci-Fi
    Don Hertzfeldt's mind-blowing animated series continues. Clones of David and Emily through time and space.

  11. EXCELLENT
  12. Movie Details1917 (2019) 9  Documentary/True
    Mendes's remarkable achievement of continuous, uncut shots. The Écoust nighttime flare scene is surreal, breathtaking.
  13. Movie DetailsAnima (2019) 9  Mind-blowingMusical/Music
    A short musical film collaboration between Paul Thomas Anderson and Thom Yorke. Mind-bending visual piece.
  14. Movie DetailsAnnihilation (2018) 9  HorrorMind-blowingSci-Fi
    Natalie Portman joins a perilous expedition into the Shimmer, a quarantined disaster area. Hallucinogenic mystery.
  15. Movie DetailsCold War (2018) 9  Musical/MusicWith Sex/NudityDocumentary/True
    Doomed 1950s romance between a music director and singer, across communist Poland, Berlin, and Paris.
  16. Movie DetailsDunkirk (2017) 9  Documentary/True
    Nolan's depiction of Allied soldiers trapped by Nazi forces on the beaches of northern France.
  17. Movie DetailsFaces Places (2017) 9  Documentary/True
    French New Wave director Agnès Varda and muralist JR travel across France. Delightful creative collaboration.
  18. Movie DetailsFlorida Project, The (2017) 9  
    The magical adventures of six-year-old Moonee, living in poverty in the shadow of Disney World.
  19. Movie DetailsHidden Figures (2017) 9  Documentary/True
    Spotlights NASA's black female mathematicians during the 1960s space race, especially Katherine Johnson. Vital history.
  20. Movie DetailsIsle of Dogs (2018) 9  AnimationComedy
    The mayor of Megasaki, Japan banishes all dogs to Trash Island. Charming Wes Anderson stop-motion.
  21. Movie DetailsLast Week Tonight with John Oliver - Seasons 1-4 (2017) 9  ComedyDocumentary/TrueTV Shows
    The very best news satire program. Weekly updates from former 'Daily Show' host and correspondent.
  22. Movie DetailsLighthouse, The (2019) 9  FantasyHorrorWith Sex/Nudity
    The madness of two Maine lighthouse keepers in the 1890s. Claustrophobic, mythological, and meticulously shot.
  23. Movie DetailsMidnight Gospel - Season 1, The (2020) 9  AnimationComedyFantasySci-FiTV Shows
    Clancy explores psychedelic worlds with his faulty multiverse simulator. Existential cartoon set to podcast banter.
  24. Movie DetailsMirai (2018) 9  AnimationFantasy
    Parenting two small children in a unique house that reveals family past and future. Magical.
  25. Movie DetailsRed Turtle, The (2017) 9  AnimationFantasyI own on DVD
    A man stranded on a deserted island encounters an enormous red turtle. Dialogue-free Japanese fable.
  26. Movie DetailsShape of Water, The (2017) 9  FantasyHorrorWith Sex/NudityAcademy Awards Winner for Best Picture
    Love story between a mute janitor and an amphibious creature at a 1962 top-secret laboratory.
  27. Movie DetailsSpider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) 9  AnimationSci-FiComic Book/Superhero
    Visually ingenious comic-book mashup. Quantum insanity. A Marvel superhero movie that elevates the tired genre.
  28. Movie DetailsStranger Things - Seasons 1-3 (2019) 9  ConspiracyFantasyHorrorSci-FiTV Shows
    A small Indiana town in the 1980s has a shadowy parallel dimension. Thrilling, emotionally resonant.
  29. Movie DetailsTwin Peaks: The Return (2017) 9  FantasyHorrorMind-blowingSci-FiWith Sex/NudityTV Shows
    David Lynch revisits the surreal, mystical character of a quaint Washington town 25 years later.
  30. Movie DetailsWon't You Be My Neighbor? (2018) 9  Documentary/True
    An exploration of the life, lessons, and legacy of iconic children's television host, Fred Rogers.

  31. VERY GOOD
  32. Movie Details20th Century Women (2017) 8  ComedyWith Sex/Nudity
    A teenager is raised by his bohemian mother and two young women. Southern California, 1979.
  33. Movie DetailsBaby Driver (2017) 8  Musical/Music
    A baby-faced getaway driver is in deep trouble following a botched heist. Musical chase scenes.
  34. Movie DetailsBlack Panther (2018) 8  Sci-FiComic Book/Superhero
    The advanced African kingdom of Wakanda, powered by vibranium, is in transition. Socially conscious Marvel.
  35. Movie DetailsBoJack Horseman - Seasons 1-6 (2020) 8  AnimationComedyTV Shows
    Absurd adult cartoon about a washed-up 1990s sitcom horse in Hollywood. Surprising wit, depth, self-loathing.
  36. Movie DetailsBreadwinner, The (2017) 8  Animation
    A brave 11-year-old Afghan girl dresses as a boy to survive the Taliban. Beautiful, heartbreaking.
  37. Movie DetailsBuster's Mal Heart (2017) 8  Mind-blowingSci-Fi
    A motel concierge (possibly lost at sea), Y2K, and a cosmic event called the Inversion.
  38. Movie DetailsCoco (2017) 8  AnimationComedyFantasyMusical/Music
    On Día de los Muertos, an aspiring musician crosses into the afterlife seeking his great-great-grandfather.
  39. Movie DetailsConstantly Wrong: The Case Against Conspiracy Theories (2020) 8  ConspiracyObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Kirby Ferguson documentary about the cultural fight, and collective fantasy, of conspiracy theories. Very entertaining.
  40. Movie DetailsDavid Attenborough: A Life on Our Planet (2020) 8  Documentary/True
    The witness statement of 93-year-old Attenborough. An urgent plea to save the world, and ourselves.
  41. Movie DetailsDavid Lynch: The Art Life (2017) 8  Obscure/RareDocumentary/TrueI own on DVD
    Lynch discusses his early life, his art and his creative process. Meditative smoking and painting.
  42. Movie DetailsFarewell, The (2019) 8  ComedyDocumentary/True
    A far-flung family reunites in China. Their grandmother has terminal cancer, but it's a secret.
  43. Movie DetailsFull Frontal with Samantha Bee - Seasons 1-2 (2017) 8  ComedyDocumentary/TrueTV Shows
    Weekly news satire, with particular attention to women's issues, from the former 'Daily Show' correspondent.
  44. Movie DetailsGather (2020) 8  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Portrait of Indigenous Americans working to reclaim their spiritual and cultural identities through food sovereignty.
  45. Movie DetailsGet Out (2017) 8  Horror
    A black man meets his white girlfriend's parents for a weekend at their estate. Razor-sharp.
  46. Movie DetailsGreen Book (2018) 8  ComedyMusical/MusicDocumentary/TrueAcademy Awards Winner for Best Picture
    Affectionate, predictable comedy about racism and segregation during a 1962 Deep South piano concert tour.
  47. Movie DetailsHappy as Lazzaro (2018) 8  FantasyMind-blowing
    Magical realism fable of a saintly teen sharecropper and a tobacco baroness in rural Italy.
  48. Movie DetailsI Lost My Body (2019) 8  AnimationFantasy
    A severed hand escapes a lab and searches Paris for its body. Gruesomely enchanting, touching.
  49. Movie DetailsIn This Corner of the World (2017) 8  AnimationDocumentary/True
    In Hiroshima during World War II, a daydreaming girl confronts the devastating horrors of war.
  50. Movie DetailsIncredibles 2 (2018) 8  AnimationComedySci-FiComic Book/Superhero
    Pixar superhero sequel that's much like the original, featuring mysterious villain Screenslaver. Jack-Jack has powers!
  51. Movie DetailsLoving Vincent (2017) 8  AnimationDocumentary/True
    The last days of Vincent van Gogh. A detective story exquisitely rendered with oil-painted animation.
  52. Movie DetailsMoominvalley - Season 1 (2019) 8  AnimationFantasyTV Shows
    A 2019 adaptation of Tove Jansson's beloved, charming Moomin family stories, animated in 3D CGI.
  53. Movie DetailsMother! (2017) 8  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
    Aronofsky's unsettling, grotesque allegory of artistic creation and consumption. The chaotic horror of powerlessness.
  54. Movie DetailsMy Life as a Zucchini (2017) 8  AnimationComedy
    Vibrant stop-motion animation about a young boy sent to a foster home. Delightful youthful resilience.
  55. Movie DetailsMy Octopus Teacher (2020) 8  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    A filmmaker befriends an octopus living in a South African kelp forest through daily visits.
  56. Movie DetailsQuiet Place, A (2018) 8  HorrorSci-Fi
    In the post-apocalypse, people live in silence while hiding from blind creatures with supersensitive hearing.
  57. Movie DetailsRBG (2018) 8  Documentary/True
    Ruth Bader Ginsburg's incredible legal legacy since the 1970s. Plus memes of her later years.
  58. Movie DetailsRoad to Roma (2020) 8  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Alfonso Cuarón's childhood memories, period details and creative choices that shaped the making of Roma.
  59. Movie DetailsShaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon, A (2020) 8  AnimationComedyFantasySci-Fi
    Aardman Animations with more endearing stop-motion slapstick, now featuring floppy-eared blue aliens on a farm.
  60. Movie DetailsSocial Dilemma, The (2020) 8  Documentary/True
    Societal dangers of the tech industry's surveillance capitalism, algorithmic manipulation of users, addiction, fake news.
  61. Movie DetailsStar Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017) 8  FantasySci-Fi
    Another one! Rey finds hermit Luke Skywalker, then battles Kylo Ren and the First Order.
  62. Movie DetailsStrange Negotiations (2019) 8  Musical/MusicObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Heartfelt documentary exploring the spiritual, artistic, and personal journey of musician David Bazan (Pedro the Lion).
  63. Movie DetailsThis is Not a Conspiracy Theory (2020) 8  ConspiracyObscure/RareDocumentary/TrueTV Shows
    Seven-part (2014-2020) episodic documentary by Kirby Ferguson about the hidden forces that shape our lives.
  64. Movie DetailsToy Story 4 (2019) 8  AnimationComedyFantasy
    Enter Forky, a trash toy, and the antique shop's ventriloquist dummies. Bo Peep's a badass.
  65. Movie DetailsTrump, QAnon and the Return of Magic (2020) 8  ConspiracyObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Kirby Ferguson's 2020 documentary about the far-right conspiracy theory and the insanity of Trump's America.

  66. GOOD
  67. Movie DetailsBefore I Wake (2018) 7  FantasyHorror
    Parents haunted by their lost child. The surprisingly rewarding payoff redeems the clichéd Canker Man.
  68. Movie DetailsBird Box (2018) 7  HorrorSci-Fi
    An almost unbearable horror that the survival of four-year-olds depends on them carefully following directions.
  69. Movie DetailsColor Out of Space (2020) 7  HorrorSci-Fi
    Nicolas Cage in a grotesque H.P. Lovecraft adaptation. A glowing purple meteorite crashes into Massachusetts.
  70. Movie DetailsEnola Holmes (2020) 7  
    Millie Bobby Brown is the spirited, ingenious teen sister of Sherlock Holmes. Charming detective adventure.
  71. Movie DetailsFlavors of Youth (2018) 7  AnimationObscure/Rare
    Three stories of formative childhood experiences set in different cities of China. Anime food nostalgia.
  72. Movie DetailsGhost in the Shell (2017) 7  Sci-Fi
    Scarlett Johansson, now cyber-enhanced, is the perfect weapon. A big-budget spectacle that honors the anime.
  73. Movie DetailsGuardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) 7  Sci-FiComic Book/Superhero
    The ragtag, intergalactic crew fights to stay together and unravels the mystery of Quill's father.
  74. Movie DetailsHello World: Confronting Bias in Software (2020) 7  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Insightful reflections on the tech industry's history and the social justice of diversity and inclusion.
  75. Movie DetailsHorse Girl (2020) 7  ConspiracyMind-blowingWith Sex/Nudity
    I wanted to believe in earnest Alison Brie's conspiracy theories during her mental health crisis.
  76. Movie DetailsKlaus (2019) 7  AnimationComedy
    Animated Santa Claus origin story, including a bumbling postman, horrible townsfolk, and the Saami people.
  77. Movie DetailsPearl Jam: Let's Play Two (2017) 7  Musical/MusicObscure/RareSportDocumentary/True
    Eddie Vedder's Chicago Cubs fandom during their 2016 World Series run, plus Wrigley Field concerts.
  78. Movie DetailsLodge, The (2019) 7  HorrorWith Sex/Nudity
    Two kids and their soon-to-be stepmom get snowed in. Beautifully shot. Unnerving. Bleak as hell.
  79. Movie DetailsOkja (2017) 7  Sci-Fi
    A Korean girl's best friend is a GMO created by a powerful corporation. Over-the-top antics.
  80. Movie DetailsPlatform, The (2020) 7  HorrorSci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
    A vertical prison with a food platform that descends each day. Grotesque metaphor of capitalism.
  81. Movie DetailsRise and Fall of the Seattle CHOP, The (2020) 7  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Popular Front documentary showing the rise and fall of the Seattle CHOP/CHAZ from the ground.
  82. Movie DetailsSaving Capitalism (2017) 7  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Robert Reich's demoralizing yet hopeful account of how American politics became rigged by crony capitalism.
  83. Movie DetailsSee You Yesterday (2019) 7  Sci-Fi
    Two teen prodigies build makeshift time machines. A tragic Brooklyn police shooting gives them purpose.
  84. Movie DetailsTeach Us All (2017) 7  Obscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Devastating cycles of unfulfilled promises of educational equality to Black and Latino children since desegregation.
  85. Movie DetailsUnlikely (2019) 7  Documentary/True
    Investigates America's college dropout crisis and innovative ways to close the higher education opportunity divide.
  86. Movie DetailsWhat Did Jack Do? (2020) 7  ComedyFantasyObscure/Rare
    Short, absurd critique of the crime genre. Lynch interrogates a talking monkey suspected of murder.
  87. Movie DetailsWITH: A Documentary & Concert Film About Sylvan Esso (2020) 7  Musical/MusicObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Fun 60-minute documentary and live concert film capturing Sylvan Esso on their 2019 WITH tour.

  88. FAIR
  89. Movie DetailsDeath to 2020 (2020) 6  ComedyTV Shows
    Comedic retrospective of the year 2020. Mockumentary starring Samuel L. Jackson. What a fucking year.
  90. Movie DetailsAnon (2018) 6  Sci-FiWith Sex/Nudity
    Stylish but contrived. Amanda Seyfried is fun as the mystery hacker. DFE (delete fucking everything).
  91. Movie DetailsBabysitter, The (2017) 6  ComedyHorror
    A 12-year-old trying to spy on his hot babysitter learns too much and is imperiled.
  92. Movie DetailsBetween Two Ferns: The Movie (2019) 6  Comedy
    Galifianakis takes his fake celebrity talk show on the road. Expectedly pointless, charming sketch comedy.
  93. Movie DetailsBottom of the World (2017) 6  Obscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
    Trippy mystery of a guilty subconscious. Dreams within dreams, but falls flat in the end.
  94. Movie DetailsErrementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil (2018) 6  FantasyHorror
    Depicts a Basque fable about a cunning blacksmith who makes a pact with the devil.
  95. Movie DetailsHave a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics (2020) 6  AnimationObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    The benefits and hazards of hallucinogens, mostly related via celebrity stoner tales and goofy reenactments.
  96. Movie DetailsHubie Halloween (2020) 6  ComedyFantasy
    Adam Sandler the good-hearted simpleton, accompanied by SNL cast members past and present. Familiar, goofy.
  97. Movie DetailsOtherLife (2017) 6  Sci-Fi
    Biological software can induce time-compressed virtual realities, or make false memories. A lonely, cautionary tale.
  98. Movie DetailsRevolt (2017) 6  Sci-Fi
    Amnesiac soldier Lee Pace wakes up during a cataclysmic alien invasion in the Kenyan countryside.
  99. Movie DetailsSarah Cooper: Everything's Fine (2020) 6  ComedyObscure/RareTV Shows
    Cooper parlays her viral Trump lip-synching into an SNL-style variety special about 2020. Trippy finale.
  100. Movie DetailsSecret Life of Pets 2, The (2019) 6  AnimationComedy
    Slightly better than the first movie. What pets do when humans aren't looking. Relatable, charming.
  101. Movie DetailsWheelman (2017) 6  
    A getaway driver is double-crossed. Top-speed BMW driving plus cell-phone cursing. 'Locke' it is not.
  102. Movie DetailsWhisker Away, A (2020) 6  AnimationFantasyObscure/Rare
    A spastic junior-high girl transforms into a cat, hoping to receive a classmate's affection.
  103. Movie DetailsXX (2017) 6  Horror
    Four-part anthology of short horror films directed and written by women, including musician St. Vincent.

  104. ADEQUATE
  105. Movie DetailsBeyond, The (2018) 5  Sci-Fi
    Faux-documentary of astronauts, wormholes, cybernetics, alien life. Far-fetched pseudoscience. Solid visual effects.
  106. Movie DetailsCloverfield Paradox, The (2018) 5  HorrorSci-Fi
    Absurd, unstable jumble of sci-fi space horror that connects to the previous two Cloverfield movies.
  107. Movie DetailsDelirium (2018) 5  HorrorObscure/Rare
    Topher Grace, recently released from a mental institute, inherits his father's mansion. Haunted? Or psychosis?
  108. Movie DetailsExtinction (2018) 5  Sci-Fi
    A father is plagued by nightmares of a deadly alien invasion. But there's a twist.
  109. Movie DetailsExtinction Variations, The (2021) 5  Musical/MusicObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Rachmaninoff accompanying Oregon landscapes. Heart's in the right place, but disempowering. Heavy-handed, bleak spoken word.
  110. Movie DetailsGuardian Brothers, The (2017) 5  AnimationObscure/Rare
    The spirit world is authoritarian and small-minded. The godless human world has tasty-looking Chinese soup.
  111. Movie DetailsGirl on the Third Floor (2019) 5  HorrorObscure/Rare
    A rundown Victorian house oozes viscous goo and marbles. And there's some nonsensical ghost sex.
  112. Movie DetailsGnome Alone (2017) 5  AnimationComedyFantasyObscure/Rare
    Help garden gnomes battle the Troggs and save the world? Or befriend wicked teenage girls?
  113. Movie DetailsHow It Ends (2018) 5  Sci-Fi
    After an apocalyptic event, a man travels west toward Seattle. How it ends is stupidly.
  114. Movie DetailsiBoy (2017) 5  Sci-Fi
    A teen gains superpowers after smartphone fragments enter his brain. Bruv, mind-hacking everything is easy!
  115. Movie DetailsOrbiter 9 (2018) 5  Sci-Fi
    An engineer boards a young woman's spaceship, upends her sense of reality. Promising but unfocused.
  116. Movie DetailsPlanet of the Humans (2020) 5  ConspiracyObscure/RareDocumentary/True
    Armed with questionable science, brutally exposes the flaws of renewable energy. Offers no practical solutions.
  117. Movie DetailsUnfamiliar, The (2020) 5  HorrorObscure/Rare
    A British Army doctor returns from war. PTSD hallucinations? Tension wanes following 51-minute Hawai'i reveal.
  118. Movie DetailsWrinkle in Time, A (2018) 5  FantasySci-Fi
    I watched for the tesseracts. So much promise, an enormous budget, with TV-grade acting. Perplexing.

  119. FROM BAD TO WORSE
  120. Movie DetailsBelow Her Mouth (2017) CRAP  With Sex/Nudity
    Steamy, stilted affair between a roofer and a fashion editor. Lesbian sex without character development.
  121. Movie DetailsDesire (2017) CRAP  ComedyObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
    Two estranged sisters reunite at a wedding. Lust destroys their lives again. Boring yet poetic.
  122. Movie DetailsEmoji Movie, The (2017) CRAP  AnimationComedy
    They turned a smartphone messaging app into a movie? I was nihilistically curious. WEARY. GRIMACING.
  123. Movie DetailsParadox (2018) CRAP  Musical/MusicObscure/RareWith Sex/Nudity
    Daryl Hannah directs outlaw Neil Young in an experimental concert film of supernatural frontier nonsense.
  124. Movie DetailsPets United (2020) CRAP  AnimationComedyObscure/Rare
    Blatant caricature of popular pet and robot movies, plus superficial, mean-spirited body-shaming. Avoid this garbage.
  125. Movie DetailsTad the Lost Explorer and the Secret of King Midas (2017) CRAP  AnimationComedyFantasyObscure/Rare
    An awkward explorer, with Peruvian mummy sidekick, versus a millionaire looking for King Midas' necklace.


  126. Statistical ratings distribution of these 119 films (7.1% of total rated films):
    With enough films included, it usually approximates a bell curve with a mean near 6.5...
    (especially when considering that CRAP is 0-4 combined).
    Average rating for these 119 films: 7.3.

    10:8.4%

    9:16%

    8:28.6%

    7:17.6%

    6:12.6%

    5:11.8%

    CRAP:5%



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